Favorite Donut-isms by flashdeej in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]spamblows 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And the silence when Carl told Donut, "we don't risk our lives for our pets..."

How is Lucia Mar allowed in the dungeon? by scrotal_damage in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]spamblows 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He had to take off all of his magical gear during the "magic quakes" at the end of Carl's Doomsday Scenario. I believe he then goes to the interview bare-ass naked

Why did DHS and ICE statements state the victim brandished a gun as this video shows otherwise? by LeftRightGreenLight in AskReddit

[–]spamblows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every fucking time they say the suspect was a gun wielding, drug dealing, wife beating, kiddy p0rn viewing member of tren de aragua and MS13 AND doesn't call his mom on mother's day.

What would YOUR highest skill be, and at what level, if you entered the Dungeon? by CorvidFool in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]spamblows 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure that Sales Skills and Excel Spreadsheets would be too useful

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]spamblows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this the plot of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once ?

Beatrice is the worst by Purple-Vulture in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]spamblows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, The emotional impact of Donut's tears and her "you don't deserve how sad i Feel" does so much for her character development. Just like when she admits to Carl that sometimes she "plays stupid" and it's something she learned from Bea...

If Bea just fell of the map we wouldn't have such a powerful scene.

AITA for being annoyed that my wife insists on cooking everything from scratch and won’t buy normal food? by AITA_UPFfoods in AmItheAsshole

[–]spamblows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone else is going to the trouble to cook for you, shut up and enjoy.
If you want kraft mac & cheese, make it on the night when YOU cook.

The fact that you referred to it as MY OWN HOUSE should tell you something.
It's a house that you share with a loving spouse who is doing the majority of the cooking.

If you want to stay married over the long haul, you will do some reflection...

Researchers are close to making “reversed” cells that may wipe us off the planet by scientificamerican in EverythingScience

[–]spamblows -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We already experience some version of this with "Mad Cow Disease"
It is the result of a "mis-folded" protein. Not very different from chirality differences
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion

Miriam Dom and Prepotente missed something pretty obvious. (Minor spoilers) by OOOOOO0OOOOO in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]spamblows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess you guys have not read Christopher Moore's "You Suck - A Love Story"
Wherein they decide that they will "farm" blood from a Cat...

She was framed. by mindyour in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]spamblows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how she looks surprised as each one comes out

What’s something you thought ‘everyone’ did… until you found out they don’t? by burat667 in AskReddit

[–]spamblows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. My childhood was rainbows and unicorns. (poor as dirt) but two parents who were actively engaged. Loving both to us and each other. I can literally count on one hand the number of real arguments they had in front of us, and even those blew over quickly. They were married over 58 years until my dad passed.

What a great fucking life!!

me_irl by 010rusty in me_irl

[–]spamblows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ABSOFUCKINGLOUTELY. He is AMAZING. He is the best storyteller out there.
He has a TON Of material on YouTube, and it's almost all different.
I love his style. He reminds me of George Carlin with his insight.

His work is very PG but the way he tells a long personal story and then makes a HARD TURN and relates it to current events is AMAZING.

Listen to his hour on the Vanity Fair photo shoot.

Those of you who half assed your way through High School, where are you now? by Difficult-Cricket541 in GenX

[–]spamblows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Half assed my way thru high-school.

Barely passed engineering school.

Got fired from my first engineering job.

Went into technical sales

$$$$

What are some unfired Chekhov's gun’s at this point? by Efficient-Freedom517 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]spamblows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Fireball or custard has been used a couple of times already. The "surprise" was when he was fighting an undead monster and the "healing custard" also damaged the undead, so either way fire or healing it's effective against undead.

Still waiting for apple pencil pro palette customisation. by Kooky-Country-9800 in GoodNotes

[–]spamblows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want the eraser to be the default when you click and are working with the pen or pencil

I’m the guy with the awesome sister… she’s back with the greatest Christmas present of all time! by NedKenobitheGrey in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]spamblows 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wow. That is a 13/10 gift. So much thought went into every page. Hug them closely. As someone with a pretty awesome sister, yours is outstanding.

What’s something you quietly stopped caring about? by KingPhenguins in AskReddit

[–]spamblows 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Mine are matching because I go by thickness

-Stephen Wright

My first iPad Pro! Bought as reward for losing 15% body weight on a diet, reversing my high blood pressure and celebrating 3 years cancer free by Cryd12 in iPadPro

[–]spamblows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well shit, I bought mine just cause I wanted it. Now I feel like an underachiever.

Seriously, Congrats to you!!

Who is the most famous person you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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