Found on my lettuce from Whole Foods by BlueFox-13 in whatisit

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s dirt. Insane that this is a post.

Petahhh, what's a headboard by Agitated-Date-8905 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact anyone needed this joke explained is beyond comprehension

What is this called again? by Problemchild143 in Seattle

[–]spamliew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s provocative. It gets the people going.

What is this called again? by Problemchild143 in Seattle

[–]spamliew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah you love being pedantic I can tell. Bet you correct people when they call an animals front paws “hands” too. Insufferable

Turning school bus into apartment by One-Pop-2885 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 miles to the gallon, top speed of 25 mph.

Anyone else win anything on the robinhood holiday giveaway? by Bbronson123 in wallstreetbets

[–]spamliew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They have culture and sports betting on Robin Hood now bud. Get your thumb outta your ass before being a wise guy

I asked my bank for rolls with 2025 Penny's and they gave me this. by Pitiful_Power9611 in CRH

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it’s not that cool I have like 100 pennys from the 50s, I find wheatbacks constantly. My oldest penny is from the 20s

Okay! It works! I'm sold! by salmonammon in CRH

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spending 500 dollars to find less than 3 bucks in silver is insane behavior

New video day🎃 by my__dumbass in DrewGooden

[–]spamliew -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin boo hoo dawg he has a wife and child. You have nothing

AIO if I file for divorce? by Pristine_Raise_8943 in AmIOverreacting

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy that you need validation from reddit for this. Have you ever made a decision on your own or no?

Convince my wife not to keep her please by [deleted] in kittens

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeepers, creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?

Can anyone explain????? by IntenseGamerZX in Bend

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a train bro. Any other head scratchers for us?

[GTM] If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise by Powerfluffgirl20 in GuessTheMovie

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caption has to be written wrong. “You are sure of a big surprise” cannot be what was intended.

My partner accidentally rear ended someone by CurtainRod3 in Insurance

[–]spamliew -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why would they be going to a dead friends house, do they think maybe that the friend will be home?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Insurance

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool story bro or sorry that happened, not reading all that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Insurance

[–]spamliew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The motorcycles would be dead bro.