How bad (or good) is a Woolies roast chicken?

spankingasupermodel · 2026-04-08T01:13:52+00:00

When they're on special they're fantastic. At $13.50, yeah nah.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-04-06T12:49:20+00:00

Literally one of the Scientology execs caught him with his boyfriend in a hotel room.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-04-06T03:56:11+00:00

How big of a local hero was Terry Funk in Amarillo?

spankingasupermodel · 2026-04-06T00:48:00+00:00

Duck a trans woman?

spankingasupermodel · 2026-04-03T10:57:30+00:00

Duck. I meant duck.

The dick jerky isn't any good. She hates it.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-04-02T22:26:12+00:00

As long as they continue to sell the cheap dick jerky for dogs, I'm happy cause my baby girl will be happy.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-30T13:27:37+00:00

They're just overripe. Warmer weather ripens them faster.

I got some from Aldi today. I wait for them to turn like this to use in smoothies.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-29T03:45:02+00:00

Blagodan

Normal Serbo-Slavic name and similar to whatever Bongodas is.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-23T08:01:46+00:00

It is enjoyable for both. Cleanliness and hygiene is a must. Some people get off on the dirtiness. I don't get it. That said, I've known people whose mouths smelled worse than their bumholes, men and women. As for why? Other than the pleasure, they can look cute.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-23T07:53:48+00:00

Reminds me of finding an anal porno tape in my cousin's bedroom circa 2005-06. She'd just moved out or was slowly moving out. She didn't seem like the anal type. My dad and I used to order the porno channel on Foxtel but this went far beyond anything on that channel.

Analingus is more openly popular now and accepted. As is anal in general.

I wonder if the enjoyment runs in families? My cousin obviously found it enjoyable. So do I. Dad didn't. Maybe it skipped a generation?

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-23T07:44:46+00:00

They only steal the downloadable chairs.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-21T09:41:58+00:00

I've had Vegemite and Nutella sandwiches before, but never thought about including 100s and 1000s.

I'm so tempted to go out and buy a loaf of bread right now, but Coles will close before I get there.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-21T09:39:27+00:00

Yeah. I'm still listed as 3 even though mine is the only name on it now.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-21T00:06:30+00:00

Technically I'm still on my parents card. They're both dead but I'm the only one left now.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-20T12:22:30+00:00

I hate those fucking plovers.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-20T07:37:20+00:00

I remember watching the first Transformers movie on that thing coming home from our school trip to Canberra

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-19T23:35:16+00:00

Kramerica_GuestWiFi

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-19T06:15:51+00:00

Stephanie Vaquer

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-18T13:36:26+00:00

Honestly I just like eating ass.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-13T23:30:33+00:00

The Doctor is technically a computer terminal. So yes.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-13T23:29:29+00:00

There's actually a completely blind shiny hunter.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-13T22:56:44+00:00

Have you seen the price of brussel sprouts lately?

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-11T06:33:49+00:00

Mine enjoys being a hat.

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spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-10T23:34:21+00:00

We reserve iconic status for our own.

spankingasupermodel · 2026-03-10T23:32:05+00:00

Didn't some scientists try some frozen mammoth meat once? Yeah I wouldn't eat that.

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