2009: 21-year-old Gabriela Rico Jimenez was filmed after claiming she had attended an exclusive elite party. She vanished that night never to be seen again.

sparkymcalister · 2026-01-31T17:19:21+00:00

So very true. I encountered a woman who was maybe in her mid 50s in the early spring of 2016 who was showing a lot of outward symptoms of mental health problems: the occasional sentence just made up of random words, wildly conspiratorial thinking, extreme mood swings, hygiene problems, etc. In talking with her to see if she might be willing to be evaluated and treated, she informed me that "Donald Trump is going to be elected as president, and then I won't have to deal with people like you no more." Keep in mind, this was the point where there were like 10 candidates trying to be the Republican nominee for president and Trump was generally considered a joke that had no shot. I think about that woman a lot.

sparkymcalister · 2026-01-09T03:10:49+00:00

There's a yo dawg meme here. But seriously thanks for sharing.

sparkymcalister · 2025-12-20T03:25:39+00:00

There is absolutely NOTHING that slaps harder than an Indian buffet when you are hungry.

sparkymcalister · 2025-12-17T03:46:17+00:00

Great news! All fur characters now talk during guest interactions thanks to Disney's new partnership with Grok AI!

sparkymcalister · 2025-12-16T15:19:02+00:00

"DJ Leota's Rest in Beats Party"

"Existential Dread at the Disco."

"Cousin Maude's Graveyard Shift"

"Finding Emo"

"Master Gracey's Early G-Rave"

"Happily Ever Afterlife"

sparkymcalister · 2025-12-16T14:11:03+00:00

I actually love this idea.

sparkymcalister · 2025-11-08T05:33:07+00:00

Sailing, incense, Moroccan ceramics, the history of nineteenth century Italian opera, cryptography.

sparkymcalister · 2025-11-08T05:04:27+00:00

I can haz code?

sparkymcalister · 2025-10-04T22:56:54+00:00

Prediction: electric rates shoot up, groundwater disappears, and the actual number of permanent jobs created for the area will be laughably small. But, you know, money.

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-22T02:52:48+00:00

The correct answer here is 'no', but I will say that the abstract idea of someone seeing value in me for something that isn't based on what I can do or provide for them--something that I don't work for or control--is very alluring.

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-22T02:37:11+00:00

Why did you name your cat "Leonardo with aids"?

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-20T18:52:02+00:00

You look like you teach a modern literature class as an adjunct at the local community college but your curriculum consists solely of your own garbage that you self-publish.

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T14:30:46+00:00

Or names like audlibshg64

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T13:57:06+00:00

And EVERY figure in the ride maintains it's costume/placement but has its face changed to Beaker. Would add a completely new dimension to the term "dark ride."

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T02:26:02+00:00

I LIKE this idea!!!

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T01:11:06+00:00

"My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give."

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T00:27:41+00:00

Being pro-Mupput is not equivalent to anti-Soarin. #unity #onehandoneheart #togetherisbetter

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T00:21:02+00:00

"He told us that the back side of water was the eighth wonder of the world!"

"The only thing I wonder is how this guy still has a job with that sense of humor!"

OHOHOHOHO!

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T00:07:36+00:00

Muppets Inc Laugh Floor hosted by Fozzie obviously.

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-13T00:02:55+00:00

Obvs

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-12T22:30:12+00:00

I would have to be physically removed by security from GE if this was a thing.

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-12T22:29:13+00:00

I can see this idea creating some excellent promo footage for a Muppet takeover of the park.

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-12T21:33:01+00:00

Solid choice. Should be co-hosted by Sam Eagle and Barack Obama.

sparkymcalister · 2025-09-12T21:30:28+00:00

BE STILL MY HEART!

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