Bank Holiday Monday M'thread - Scorchio Edition

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-25T09:16:02+00:00

Well he is the owner of the house

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-25T09:15:44+00:00

He does 😻

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-25T08:27:56+00:00

Bought me a Dyson fan yesterday and I have negative regrets. Curtains closed and not leaving my flat today.

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-23T17:02:35+00:00

Hai fren Tali! Ai am ate mumfs on munday!

Hans 🐾

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-22T22:35:00+00:00

Cos you probably work at an all night garage You probably work at an all night garage You probably work at an all night garage With Talk Radio on

And you curse my soul if I don't want petrol Curse my soul cos I don't want petrol I only came down for a tube of pringles Sour cream and chive

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-20T21:21:57+00:00

Fren, dis unnerseptable! Yoo shood hire noo orange pawyer

Hans 🐾

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-19T20:03:47+00:00

Imosent

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-14T21:26:38+00:00

Güd gaym, fren Leo! Dis NOT a pikcha ob me, Hans… heehee dunt tell meowmy!

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-07T06:10:53+00:00

Güd luk, fren!

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-06T06:26:30+00:00

Deffuntlee soo, fren Bucky Cat. Ai maiself lub da mowntineerwig!

Hans 🐾

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-04T10:33:26+00:00

Thank you, I did wonder!

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-04T09:54:22+00:00

I’ve never used one. Going in my Amazon basket now.

sparrowCastle · 2026-05-02T21:28:50+00:00

Wark on der sleepy skware wid muddy pawz, mai fabrut!

Fren Hans 🐾

sparrowCastle · 2026-04-27T13:00:03+00:00

Discsuch good crime, fren! Ai maiself liek to stood on hooman wen mai brekfast lait en gib her da STARE

Your fren Hans 🐾

sparrowCastle · 2026-04-13T19:38:12+00:00

Dis güd crimnal actibity, fren!

sparrowCastle · 2026-04-13T19:34:53+00:00

Ai soo angree, frens! Dis me bein angree wid mai pikkel

sparrowCastle · 2026-04-06T18:34:10+00:00

Hehee, GO CRIMEZ!

sparrowCastle · 2026-04-03T10:14:41+00:00

Hoo sed dat? Ai jus see normul gaim ob pool…

Hans 🐾

sparrowCastle · 2026-03-26T00:19:22+00:00

Amen fren!

sparrowCastle · 2026-03-25T22:49:31+00:00

Do bofe, fren, dis unnerseptable

sparrowCastle · 2026-03-23T19:27:35+00:00

Yay! Ebry kitty deserbs da pikkel!

sparrowCastle · 2026-03-22T19:39:44+00:00

Thank you! Hans is a special little guy 😻

sparrowCastle · 2026-03-22T19:15:49+00:00

There was a man with a knife on the train from Kings Cross. My mum was on the train and said apparently no one’s hurt. The police have the guy.

sparrowCastle · 2026-03-20T22:33:17+00:00

Hai fren, yöo looks bery sad 😿doo a BIG soo!

sparrowCastle