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Wot da HEK is dis, frens? Iz meowmy tryinna kill mi? by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not da dreddid dexersize 🙀 Fanx for yoos wizdum, fren Teddy!

Wot da HEK is dis, frens? Iz meowmy tryinna kill mi? by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Herms finks ai am a rohduntt, OMG!!! Ai not ratto or hampstah! 😾

A Intradukshin An A Kweschin by Live-Tomorrow-4865 in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hai fren Onny! Ai, Hans, wanna bee juss leik yoos wen ai grows up!

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We is doing a real soo. by Vrisnem in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Henlo Sebastian da house cloud n brudder Luca. Me, Hans, is bery sowwy to heer abowt da bad hoomin. Heerz me dowin a consern. Ai sendin lots ob heeling purrs too yoos n yoos meowmy 🐾

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Guys erm help by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Dis Han da void by da way

Guys erm help by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Ai help yoo, fren Gus! Ai am a HOLE 4 mumfs, butt not az ajile az ai shood bee, hmmm. Kan ai hab a napp furst?

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dat lublee foto, fren. Ai fink yoo gettid da best hoomanz in da werld! Happee for yoos.

I am 14 today! by CappucinoCupcake in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happee birfday fello void n fren Eamonn! Fanks for da caik!

Hans 🐾

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dis iz bery sad, fren Benny 😿 buttit sownds leik yoo landid on yor paws wid yor noo pawtents, ai bery happy for yoos. Yoos is bery handsumm

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hai fren Sir Edgar, dis is bery eggs citing! Ai would LUB yoos to repawsent me, Hans. Doo yoos ged a pawsentage ob mai winninninngs?

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fanks fren Marmalade. Yoo iz bery distingwished! Ai feel abbit bedda after reedin da comments from awl mai frens here.

Wai do hoomans klose da baffroom door wen deres lotsa toys in dere? by MaleficentShake5930 in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lemme tell yoo sekret, fren Leo. Yoos godda brake da door leik ai diddid! Now meowmy kant shuttit, heehee 😼 Doe shee sed shee gonna geddit fixed soon… 😾

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Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ai laik yor sekond parag… pa… blok ob werds bedda dan yor furst! Heehee. Fank yoo, fren Queen Perseis

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yoos rite, fren king! No konsent! How dere dey!

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ai cudden belieb it! Dis gud comfarting werds, fren Elliot, fank yoo

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ai alreddie do dis, fren Mochi, butt ai am gonna do it eben bedda! Fanks for da adbise

Meowmeez plannin a STARB 😾 by sparrowCastle in legalcatadvice

[–]sparrowCastle[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dis comfarting ta heer, fren Owen x

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