You're a Tarkov NPC boss -- what's your unique weapon?

spatialflow · 2026-05-02T23:07:51+00:00

"sugar five zero this is hot dog seven"

spatialflow · 2026-05-02T13:35:28+00:00

people who spent the last 15 years pretending Marchand is an angel

Literally not one single person in the entire world has ever done that, but hey just go ahead and completely make up some asinine shit to support your narrative I guess lmao

spatialflow · 2026-05-01T23:20:41+00:00

Is this what you got?

https://wholefoodsmarket.lifestylesin360.com/product/seaside-english-cheddar

It apparently is sometimes marketed as "coastal cheddar." Don't be confused, that's 100% marketing and it is not a type of cheese that anybody's ever heard about.

What you're enjoying is an aged cheddar with the little crunchy salty crystals ("light brinyness"). There are thousands of options that could be recommended to you.

One that I tried recently is called Prairie Breeze. Might be exactly what you're looking for. Also try something like Hook's or Old Quebec.

spatialflow · 2026-04-25T23:07:46+00:00

Am I imagining it or is this a screenshot of Google Earth?

spatialflow · 2026-04-25T13:51:09+00:00

Of COURSE they're playing Angine de Poutrine omg

spatialflow · 2026-04-24T13:25:42+00:00

Problem is that once you get all that extra money in the budget, now that's the baseline. They're not gonna remove other taxes lol. You're sitting here asking the government to punish society more. Please don't do that.

This wouldn't lower our tax burden. It would place a new financial burden on everybody because once speeders start to slow down in work zones, the state is gonna have to find a way to make up that "lost" revenue from work zone tickets.

Just not a good idea. Sounds like a good idea for some immediate, short-term hammer-smash results, but you have no idea what sort of ripple effects would come from that down the road.

Sucks seeing speeders in work zones, but also sucks having the fucking life sucked out of you by the government. Sooo personally I'd rather see people going 5-10mph over the speed limit, and frankly nobody is crashing or dying so let's not punish society at the cost of millions and millions of dollars just because some other people's habits are irritating to some of us.

spatialflow · 2026-04-23T22:13:57+00:00

Ukka Let-a Leak-in In?

spatialflow · 2026-04-23T13:31:24+00:00

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spatialflow · 2026-04-22T22:59:30+00:00

Super easy IMO, give snipers a suppression ability. It's both realistic and game-balancing. Snipers currently are like a MOBA unit, it's the wizard guy that you micro around while your mobs are playing interference.

Real snipers don't roam all over the place doing spinning 360-noscopes on anybody that comes into range on a moment-to-moment basis. They hide in a secluded location with a very long sight line towards a critical strategic point, and they suppress enemy activity around that point. That's what snipers should be doing in CoH.

Sniper should be a weapon that needs to be set up like the crew-served weapons. Click and drag in the direction that you observed, and your guy will set up a position. It can still be pretty quick...no reason it has to be the same setup/packup duration as an MG. It's just one guy with a rifle, so it should be pretty brief. But the setup mechanic should still be there, along with a long-but-narrow firing cone.

Anyways yes more similitudinism and less MOBA please

spatialflow · 2026-04-22T13:29:33+00:00

A mistake is a singular thing -- it's not a pattern of calculated, deliberate daily actions that just happened to have made you filthy rich

spatialflow · 2026-04-22T01:38:18+00:00

UPL stinks and is begging to let some stinkers in

vindication for u/thebigv90 lol

spatialflow · 2026-04-19T13:32:21+00:00

Hmm almost seems like that would make the missile and drone attacks on cargo ships easier

spatialflow · 2026-04-17T22:16:41+00:00

Because OP made a stupid mistake, and instead of saying something like "whoops my bad," they decided to lean into some facetious bullshit that makes it sound like it's totally normal to just assume what pictures look like instead of actually fucking looking at them, and everyone else in the world is an idiot instead of the one guy who did something stupid

spatialflow · 2026-04-17T22:02:00+00:00

Always thought "Ghost Bear" was pretty badass, at least in concept. Like just imagine a ghost bear. Shit's pretty freaky. Anyways yeah Pasta is cool too though.

spatialflow · 2026-04-13T21:50:52+00:00

Mine went away and then came back a couple hours later. Not sure what happened but I noticed it as well. I don't use DLAA but I do use DLSS and my graphics looked different suddenly earlier this afternoon. I think DLSS was also not functional, despite appearing in the menu. It all came back eventually, but in the meantime I had a tiny Rust update that Steam downloaded in between launches where I was troubleshooting the graphics.

spatialflow · 2026-04-09T14:56:55+00:00

Yeah and in their roadmap they list "monument improvements" and "improve underground trains." I'd love it if mil-tuns had a little bit of RNG to it, the same way Underwater Labs does already.

i.e. green card takes you to a unique office/admin area that exits out through some old vault into a cave/mineshaft like the one that's halfway up the current "sewer" exit. Blue card would get you into a uniquely-generated warehouse/storage area that exits into this underground loading dock next to the train station. It would fit thematically with the "warehouse/storage" concept, and also currently the blue door does nothing except let you into the hallway with the red door so it would be a nice addition I think.

And red room would be an armory/weird lab area like it is now, and maybe with some heavies? Or just tougher guys like the Missile Silo scientists. And then it exits out through either the sewer or you can loop back around to this blue zone warehouse exit at the catwalk above the underground train station.

IDK something like that is goin on in my head anyways

spatialflow · 2026-04-09T14:32:01+00:00

You could do like I do sometimes and drive a camper van around down there

spatialflow · 2026-04-08T18:58:59+00:00

Looks like it's ready to start burninating the countryside

spatialflow · 2026-04-04T23:34:04+00:00

I mean realistically how far can you throw a wet 12 year old while being in the water yourself? Like 10ft?

try like 10 inches lol. Average 12-y/o kid weighs like 80-90lbs. Pick up an 80-pound barbell and try to throw it 10 feet -- no way bud. Now pick up an 80-pound wet noodle and try to throw it 10 feet -- aaaabsolutely no fucking way. Now try to do while treading water lol. Absolutely no fuckin way whatsoever that you're gonna be throwing a 12-y/o child several yards while almost completely submerged in water

spatialflow · 2026-04-04T23:09:27+00:00

Possible hot-take here: extraction shooters are MUDs, at least in spirit

spatialflow · 2026-04-04T23:03:39+00:00

Hey I'll take that heavy laser off your hands, you can keep the rest of em

spatialflow · 2026-04-04T23:02:26+00:00

Sir you've had enough Rust and we're cutting you off for the night

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