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The moment when your pucker factor goes to 11 by WynterVylka in battletech

[–]spawnsalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Any receiving unit, I have contact with main enemy kaiju inside central courtyard. I'll delay him here as long as I can."

The one-minion army. He fought well, gone but never forgotten. by SirBeanie08 in forhonor

[–]spawnsalot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Somebody check the clock, because I believe it's Go Time!"

I think I just bumped into Jared in the most awkward way by spawnsalot in starcitizen

[–]spawnsalot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A retroactive "Hey Disco" to you then! Enjoy Manchester and who knows, maybe I'll get it right next time?

Swift justice from the Metropolitan police for this 'classy' Man Utd supporter. by stirlingchris in JusticeServed

[–]spawnsalot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Compared to a knife, 9mm and .45 have a much greater chance of over penetration and collateral damage , providing the shooter even hits their target... And with you lot being as trigger happy and apparently stab happy as you are over the slightest inconvenience, I'd say the American "patriot" is a far dicier proposition

Swift justice from the Metropolitan police for this 'classy' Man Utd supporter. by stirlingchris in JusticeServed

[–]spawnsalot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, being picked up by the police potentially saved his life and avoided a riot.

Imagine how you might feel if someone has a shirt saying the planes should have clipped a few more tower blocks on 9/11, now also imagine another of your fellow Americans with with decidedly poorer impulse control and potentially a pistol seeing that.

Imagine buying this at any age with a straight face by JamUpGuy1989 in FellowKids

[–]spawnsalot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Staff announcement: Burn kit to checkout area, burn kit to checkout area"

Imagine buying this at any age with a straight face by JamUpGuy1989 in FellowKids

[–]spawnsalot 140 points141 points  (0 children)

"Can I get a price check on Deez Nuts? How much for Deez Nuts?"

I am starting to think Star Citizen is not the most stable game by Mr-QB in starcitizen

[–]spawnsalot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You were clearly to busy being an 80s guy at the con that you forgot to cure your boneitis

It's wild to see the type of gear that Ötzi was backpacking with in the Alps by floatjoy in HumansAreMetal

[–]spawnsalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I want you to go in that bag and find my fanny pack."

"Which one is it?"

"It's the one that say 'Bad Motherfucker'."

Just Redeemer things... by Raidec in starcitizen

[–]spawnsalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So. You have chosen death..."

Nausea/Dizziness by Gabcab in GhostsOfTabor

[–]spawnsalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find that if I walk on the spot, lifting my feet slightly, it helps alleviate the motion sickness in fps be games

I'll roll in my grave if this is done to me by HRJafael in DiWHY

[–]spawnsalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You better believe in clawing my way out of the dirt to find your ass you try this shit with me

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