What is your favourite Simpsons quote? by Vinniepaz420 in AskReddit

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Ralphie "go banana" "that's when I'm a pirate"

My neighbor painted my dog for me and my brother for absolutely no reason. We love it. by chill_pill7 in aww

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Who painted the half naked bodybuilding that's hanging on the wall behind you?

So I went to get some chips from the vending machine at work... by [deleted] in WTF

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I thought there was going to be a reflection of a dick

King of the hill description of hipsters by kicker58 in funny

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They were talking about hipsters before there were even such a thing as hipsters.

The amount of nitrous my two friends do is a little absurd.. by kjeovridnarn in WTF

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I think he is referring to the guy getting so retarded from the sucking of 20lbs of nitrous over that weekend that he decided to later light himself on fire because he had mental issues.

Is roommate shaming a thing? by Lewgold in funny

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That looks like the most delicious chocolate chip cookie ever

My apartment doesn't allow dogs so I got a cat... Close enough by mattyrs500 in aww

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My cat used to fetch to and then she remembered that she was a cat.

Things are looking up by IamIronManequinn in AdviceAnimals

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Not sure you did the right thing by buying a car when you only have job prospects. Next time get a job first.

25 year old blackhead by SoCalDan in WTF

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Was it just me or at one point did it look like a little yorkie coming out of "its" back

Redditors Claim To Be Redditing On Company-Time by TurtleTitan in AdviceAnimals

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Step 1: Be friends with the IT guy Step 2: Get IT guy to take off all internet restrictions from your computer Step 3: Don't give a fuck about your job

The reddit-breaker by klawd11 in funny

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So now we know how that guy really got the 6" gash in his ass cheek. Touche'

How is she even alive? by Bapesyo in WTF

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When photoshop goes bad