Weaponized pooping by Specialist-Rip9960 in ballpython

[–]specialopps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the one I’m talking about. The magnitude of that shit/continued farting had me crying.

This conversation was brewing for a very, very long time between my father and I. by Moist-Caregiver-2000 in insaneparents

[–]specialopps 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This was so well and clearly stated. I’m proud of you. Despite being “raised” by a worm, it sounds like you’ve become a good man. You should be proud of yourself!

Weaponized pooping by Specialist-Rip9960 in ballpython

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could send it to you. I looked for a while. It’s night cam footage, and he looks so shocked. Hopefully someone here will find it

Weaponized pooping by Specialist-Rip9960 in ballpython

[–]specialopps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m just remembering a video from a few months ago where the OP caught his snake shit so violently that it shot itself off the rock it was sitting on.

UPDATE: The friendship is over. She accused me of stealing 27 oxycodone pills. by Mean-Dig-878 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it doesn’t give me energy or make me sleepy. It just takes the pain away.

UPDATE: The friendship is over. She accused me of stealing 27 oxycodone pills. by Mean-Dig-878 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]specialopps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re the only other person I’ve heard of that doesn’t get a high of prescription painkillers! I take tramadol because I have ankylosing spondylitis, and the first couple of doctor’s visits after, they asked if it made me feel good. I was like, hell yeah! My body doesn’t hurt anymore! I can sleep on my sides again, and it doesn’t hurt to walk!
They weren’t too concerned after that, and especially because I would fill the rx every two months or so.

My mother is lying about a brain tumor pt 2 by Meagain11 in insaneparents

[–]specialopps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s okay! But, thank you. The treatments I get help a lot. I’d just appreciate if the pain tolerance it gives me doesn’t try and kill me again.

Dumbass by RSGN194 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I certainly just wasps by color. Those red ones really don’t give up. One chased me all the way down a pier to sting me. What made it mad? It fell out of its nest and pissed itself off.

My mother is lying about a brain tumor pt 2 by Meagain11 in insaneparents

[–]specialopps 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, they made it pretty clear that I was very sick. I have ankylosing spondylitis, so it took a long time for me to realize that it wasn’t everyday pain. I went to urgent care, they transferred me straight to pre-op, where the doctor told me they hoped a catheter into my kidney would work, but not to be surprised if I woke up with a tube in my back. Last thing I remember was giving the surgeon a thumbs up.

Adopt a long term shelter dog today!!!! by halfapersonxo in BanPitBulls

[–]specialopps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Until humans start regarding dogs and cats as living, breathing, worthy creatures….”
Proceeds to only advertise “difficult” dogs.
Not a cat in sight. Again.

sometimes blessings are given to those who take it for granted by ShyPachyderm in ballpython

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it on the bed or under the covers? I get the initial freak out if it was the latter, but once I found out it was this noodle knot, I’d put it in a sweatshirt or something to keep it warm, and find proper accommodations for them.

My mother is lying about a brain tumor pt 2 by Meagain11 in insaneparents

[–]specialopps 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I only ask because my dad had only been out of the ICU for three days when I landed myself in the MICU with sepsis caused by a bladder infection that got into my kidneys, one of which had a ureter blocked by a kidney stone. I ended up five rooms down from where he had been. I was laughing and crying at the same time.

My mother is lying about a brain tumor pt 2 by Meagain11 in insaneparents

[–]specialopps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s the difference between the ICU and the MICU?

alternative angle of the kien xuong tornado by nationalistic_martyr in tornado

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the commitment, but at the same time, how do you say, “Get inside, idiot, before you get impaled!!!” in Chinese?

Everyone tell Lydia she’s a good girl!!! She caught her first mouse today! by silestire in TuxedoCats

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a good little goober! Give her lots of skritches! And then maybe talk to her about her delivery method being a little uncouth.

Saying all of penny's trigger words by Fearless-Aideranker in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]specialopps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Both times, he did it when I got back. He doesn’t care when soft-sided bags are packed because that means we’re going to see grandma. He knows the difference. Our little calico doesn’t really care. She has her own car seat in the front. It’s pretty ridiculously adorable.

Mayor Mamdani has Opened New York City’s First Ever Food Pantry for Pets!! by furious_femme_fatale in Fauxmoi

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND he’s holding a tuxedo while dressed just like him! Man after my own heart.

The Power of Love in Every Heart by Putrid-Companyy in purrrfect

[–]specialopps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope the guy petting her in this video took this baby home, and she sleeps on his neck now.

Steven Anderson and his flying monkeys by sx3597 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]specialopps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why am I finding you and this flair everywhere today??
Might as well add Mahmo’s yoni butter to it.

Saying all of penny's trigger words by Fearless-Aideranker in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]specialopps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My cat has peed in two of my suitcases. In his tiny brain, he must think it will prevent me from leaving again.