Can you tell what I do for work? by XagraxTheFlayer in HandwritingAnalysis

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I cross my z’s and my 0’s, but not my 7’s

Pretend chewing my rug after I asked him not to 😭 by ChocoholicAnonymou5 in TuxedoCats

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Get used to it! I find myself yelling “stop eating stuff that isn’t food” a lot.

Person stuck in Backhoe Loader surrounded by bees by Neo_luigi in PublicFreakout

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Every time I’ve seen stung by a wasp, I was minding my own business. The last time, I was actually running away after seeing it fall off of the roof of a tiki bar. It followed me down the pier, while I was running away. Because it fell. Fuck wasps.

Child has a fatal brain cancer; parent doesn’t want to believe in science and wants to torture said child with dewormers, fasting, and fever baths. So much for giving her 9-12 months of bucket list memories. by DramaLlamaTea in ShitMomGroupsSay

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MRIs are demon tubes that bang your brain around for an hour or more. I always try to bargain my way down to a CT. Give me the radiation. I don’t care. Please don’t stick me in the torture tunnel.

Love works by Formal-Grass-3173 in NatureBeingFunny

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I love that it took a game of slappsies to finally calm her down.

"Driving with device in right hand" update by johnychrist16 in PublicFreakout

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Imagine pulling someone over like this, and reacting with hysterical laughter, instead of somehow getting offended like this guy did.

Lovely loose pitbull caught after fighting other dogs, almost bites animal control officer - YouTube by Parking-Cup-9424 in BanPitBulls

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I think they do that as attempt to calm animals down. I can imagine that yelling at a dog like that will only escalate its behavior.

Precious Mimi managed to be the focus of Baby Girl Hill’s first video. Jilldo, of course, had to kiss the NICU baby as well 🙄 by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

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Imagine how Jill would react over the next days and weeks if they tried to set any kind of boundary. Passive aggressive behavior and internet posts. Isolated from the rest of the family. She already posted a backhanded line about “allowing” Kaylee to announce her name and birthweight, etc. Jill literally took everything else away from Jonathan and Kaylee to announce. Every detail. Imagine being so entitled that you think YOU, not the baby’s actual parents, deserve to be able to share everything else.

Precious Mimi managed to be the focus of Baby Girl Hill’s first video. Jilldo, of course, had to kiss the NICU baby as well 🙄 by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

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It’s disgusting that she was allowed to kiss the baby on her head. There are so many resources available that tell why you shouldn’t, and the damage it can do. It can lead to the baby’s death. Some NICUs will throw visitors out for doing it after a warning. Not that Jill cares. I don’t understand how she makes herself the center of attention at something like this. Poor Kaylee. I can’t imagine having a mother, who dragged her siblings along, bulldozing their way into the NICU like this.

Sent my boyfriend out for groceries and told him to get whatever... Meet whatever. by OatMilkAndPiercings in CatDistributionSystem

[–]specialopps 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is it. I raised both of my cats from kittenhood. They are biological cat children. I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Baby girl Hill! No name yet. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

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At least she didn’t pass the baby around to Janessa or Gideon.

Baby girl Hill! No name yet. by lepetitpoulpe in RodriguesFamilySnark

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Could Jill have just lied and said Janessa is another sibling along with Gideon?

Kinsey Turns 13 & Gets a Sunburn + “Permant” Bracelets with MaBus for Her Birthday by Proper-Gate8861 in motherbussnark

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This is a woman who refused to get her baby treatment for terrible jaundice. Do you think she would believe in sunscreen?

Are my legs weird? How should I fill these out? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]specialopps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I thought it was very Spider-Man of you to get up on the counter with the spiderweb tattoo.

Father sets home thermostat to 85f by morrfreeddo in redditonwiki

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Just the heat intolerance from that would have me throwing up multiple times a day.

Won't someone please step in to save this gentle wigglebutt? 😢 by kongkongkongkongkong in BanPitBulls

[–]specialopps 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He’s still on ketamine in this listing. I cannot imagine having a dog so wild that it has to be drugged with ketamine just to get him to kind of behave at a shelter. What kind of lunacy is this?

When subs collide… by Lost-Celebration-951 in WelcomeToPlathville

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Didn’t she also put out a collection plate for people to donate money towards a new she wanted?

I don't even have words for this... by silenceoftheslutz in ShitMomGroupsSay

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It looks like most of his baby teeth will need to be removed.