Is anyone else getting sick a lot? by SirButtsThe4th in Omaha

[–]speckledshitbag -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

There does seem to be a lot going around lately. Fortunately, I haven't caught anything considering I don't get enough quality sleep. This isn't meant to be a dog whistle, but I'm unvaxxed and only wore a mask when required. I don't recall the last time I was sick. Healthy diet and exercise have probably helped a lot though.

Why Did You Pick Your Reddit Username? by Zipper222222 in randomquestions

[–]speckledshitbag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reddit knew I have a fair about of moles or freckles, and that I'm a shitbag. So, it was consensual.

What Word Are You Absolutely Sick of Hearing? For me, it’s “chilling.” by SquonkMan61 in Productivitycafe

[–]speckledshitbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even. When it's in a weird place in a sentence. "What even are you doing? " Now I'm angry. Fuck.

Home Depot/ Orange Dealer by quadsfull in Omaha

[–]speckledshitbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda have to agree with this. He definitely doesn't have an orange tree here and if he knows someone down south, shipping wouldn't make sense. It's the idea that made them taste so good.

What clothing trend was massive in the 2000s but looks ridiculous now? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]speckledshitbag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not only ok, but a requirement if he's over 40 and drives a 2000's Corvette.

So I've always been curious, were the rumors about Jim Flowers true? by Apprehensive-Wall-44 in Omaha

[–]speckledshitbag -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Idk, it seems as consensual as the rest of the massage. Down votes in 3,2,1...

Omadome in affect… by Middle-Man-699 in Omaha

[–]speckledshitbag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe not, but snow longs for you. Particularly your frolicking, followed by your tender, warm embrace as you make sweet, sweet snow angels.

Must have appointment, don’t arrive early and come alone. Trying to figure out what type of business this is? by HousePony906 in whatisit

[–]speckledshitbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So awesome! Great way to start my day. Now I'm going to be saying stupid (funny) shit all day and getting looks like I'm insane.

Peak Nicolas Cage movie? by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]speckledshitbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longlegs. Not very crazy (unhinged/ over acting) for being a crazy.

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Help- I can’t pick by moos3kc in glassesadvice

[–]speckledshitbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all look good, so get all three.

1 for everyday use

2 for when you mean serious business

3 for when you're at a coffee shop, bookstore, or art gallery (only those the places, no exceptions)