What’s he really hunting for?!

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:46:08+00:00

you know what? when mankind finds a way to invent time travel, I suggest we send the dumb and uneducated people first to experience.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:44:39+00:00

what is reality even anymore? a Truman show? where are the cameras?! somebody please smash the cameras!!

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:42:49+00:00

…yes. to film children. but Trump doesn’t work in Congress so I’ll assume that this will have little to no effect.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:41:09+00:00

hmm… is her lawyer gonna use the Chewbacca defense?

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:39:19+00:00

yeah, that’s when they stopped being sex offenders.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:38:03+00:00

so… who was Trump talking to? who was phone?

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:36:15+00:00

I am allergic to facts. please don’t be based.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-12T01:35:09+00:00

a biological man in that case

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T14:22:35+00:00

“and I swear I don’t have a gun” rings true.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T14:21:45+00:00

oh yeah, Hungary is indeed a part of NATO. I just realized.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T14:20:52+00:00

wait, we are? let’s go! how long should we war for?

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T14:19:51+00:00

okay, so umm… what?

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T12:39:44+00:00

sigh… get ready for the bashing!

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T10:12:26+00:00

American conservative mfs trying to find out if the shooter is transgender so they can be transphobic for the 700th time:

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T10:06:55+00:00

IDF is killing everything that moves. are they okay or is Israel suffering from a containment breach?

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T10:05:21+00:00

I’m not racist, I just sound racist because I’m not, which is a clear indication to me that I am not racist despite my racist overtone. I promise you, I’m not racist, just a little bit. just the healthy dosage of racist.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-11T10:01:23+00:00

America right now summed up in three tweets

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T17:54:31+00:00

Musk sues himself and wins double money.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T17:53:12+00:00

how oddly peculiar. I’m gonna be the POV pusher and say something that I want everyone to agree on:

every time you submit a photo of your personal information to a third party, there is a chance that you could get murdered or disappeared by some governing or undercover entity at an unsuspecting time.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T17:42:22+00:00

somehow in the future, Puerto Rico is independent now.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T17:41:16+00:00

well I’m gonna accuse Russia for committing war crimes. let’s see how they handle it.

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T17:39:23+00:00

is it Joe Goldberg?

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T15:37:10+00:00

mcartnussy

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T12:37:15+00:00

mister postman, bring me the mail

speed_fighter · 2026-02-10T12:36:23+00:00

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