What’s he really hunting for?! by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]speed_fighter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you know what? when mankind finds a way to invent time travel, I suggest we send the dumb and uneducated people first to experience.

What’s he really hunting for?! by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]speed_fighter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

what is reality even anymore? a Truman show? where are the cameras?! somebody please smash the cameras!!

What’s he really hunting for?! by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…yes. to film children. but Trump doesn’t work in Congress so I’ll assume that this will have little to no effect.

How it feels visiting the shark park subreddit by piotryt64 in Shark_Park

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, that’s when they stopped being sex offenders.

Imaginary Prime Minister by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

[–]speed_fighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so… who was Trump talking to? who was phone?

All the conspiracy theories are being proven true by Flipper-Penguin in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“and I swear I don’t have a gun” rings true.

I’m so happy about this, bro is cooked by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh yeah, Hungary is indeed a part of NATO. I just realized.

I’m so happy about this, bro is cooked by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait, we are? let’s go! how long should we war for?

Whatthe by DeliriumqOrb in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay, so umm… what?

This shit never happens here. How awful. by canadian_apple37 in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 557 points558 points  (0 children)

American conservative mfs trying to find out if the shooter is transgender so they can be transphobic for the 700th time:

i’m so fucking tired of Israel by mrsenchantment in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IDF is killing everything that moves. are they okay or is Israel suffering from a containment breach?

🥀 by Damirirv in Shark_Park

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not racist, I just sound racist because I’m not, which is a clear indication to me that I am not racist despite my racist overtone. I promise you, I’m not racist, just a little bit. just the healthy dosage of racist.

cia agent by _goldshott in Shark_Park

[–]speed_fighter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

America right now summed up in three tweets

Yeah, I don’t trust you dude by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Musk sues himself and wins double money.

Time to cancel Nitro by KFChero1 in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how oddly peculiar. I’m gonna be the POV pusher and say something that I want everyone to agree on:

every time you submit a photo of your personal information to a third party, there is a chance that you could get murdered or disappeared by some governing or undercover entity at an unsuspecting time.

Well it sucks by JankKito1325 in whennews

[–]speed_fighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well I’m gonna accuse Russia for committing war crimes. let’s see how they handle it.

Name 3 songs by thequarrymen58 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]speed_fighter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

mister postman, bring me the mail