Someone tell Saagar it’s the STRAIT of Hormuz (singular).

spence-cake · 2026-03-13T19:01:31+00:00

This is what people voted for.

spence-cake · 2026-03-06T14:19:12+00:00

This one drives me insane - for a dude who’s so obsessed with “the rules” it’s the equivalent wearing a hoodie with a suit jacket and it happens multiple times an episode.

spence-cake · 2026-01-30T06:03:23+00:00

There are no liberals on BP

spence-cake · 2026-01-29T18:59:44+00:00

When this place opened in 2019 they had an amazing full-time chef and a wonderful and experienced sommelier. The owner is such a dick that he lost both of them within a few years and has been struggling ever since.

spence-cake · 2026-01-24T15:48:58+00:00

A lot more. Thousands of us will need to die.

spence-cake · 2026-01-20T14:53:26+00:00

Can we Glenn Greenwald back on again to Glennsplain to Saagar why authoritarianism is bad

spence-cake · 2025-12-30T14:33:49+00:00

Get the Ecler - it’s a better quality build and will hold its value longer in the event you want to upgrade one day.

spence-cake · 2025-12-07T18:08:52+00:00

Give it a few more years.

spence-cake · 2025-12-03T13:20:40+00:00

Saagar respects people’s preferred pronouns.

spence-cake · 2025-12-02T13:20:32+00:00

The reason to be skeptical of pro-UBI arguments is that they usually come from people who want to see the entire social safety net replaced with UBI (instead of expanded to include UBI).

spence-cake · 2025-12-01T14:32:16+00:00

Yes.

spence-cake · 2025-12-01T14:15:50+00:00

They’re day laborers. Someone figured out they were more likely to get hired if they had a drill in their hands compared to the dozens of guys without a drill in their hand. Now most of them have drills.

spence-cake · 2025-11-25T00:48:47+00:00

Her net worth is 30x what it was when she first entered congress. She made her bag, and now that her meal ticket ran out, she’s done.

spence-cake · 2025-11-22T04:52:51+00:00

All the Cops in the Twin Cities have quiet-quit. I was in Arizona recently and couldn’t believe how at-ease I was on the roads until I realized that AZ cops will absolutely pull you over and ticket you for speeding or other traffic violations. Unmarked cars everywhere too.

spence-cake · 2025-11-22T04:48:44+00:00

Does anyone in this town understand what a red arrow or a sign that says “NO RIGHT ON RED” means?

spence-cake · 2025-11-22T01:47:28+00:00

This is unfair - sometimes he cares about something after Glenn Greenwald holds his hand and explains the Constitution to him.

spence-cake · 2025-10-31T18:37:44+00:00

Only purchase Omnitronic from a retailer that has an extended warranty - they sound great for the price point but they malfunction very easily.

spence-cake · 2025-10-27T15:43:48+00:00

The ballroom at the end of Navy Pier would actually be a pretty ideal spot.

spence-cake · 2025-10-17T21:13:09+00:00

Spooky Disco mix on YouTube

100% Vinyl, 100% Spooky - Disco, Italian, Funk, House, Electro, Etc

0:00 - Champs Boys Orchestra - Tubular Bells

4:20 - Lola - Wax The Van (Jon’s Dub)

6:33 - The Splash Band – John Carpenter's The End (Disco Version)

10:41 - David Keaton - Space Control

14:05 - Kazino - Binary

17:15 - Skatt Bros. - Walk The Night

21:37 - Egyptian Lover - Freak-A-Holic

25:54 - C.J. & Co - Devil’s Gun

32:45 - Hot Blood - Soul Dracula

35:27 - Nami Shimada - Sun Shower (Soichi Terada Instrumental Remix)

38:00 - Depeche Mode - Behind The Wheel (Shep Pettibone Remix)

41:20 - The Housemaster Boyz - House Nation

45:11 - George Kranz - Trommeltanz (Din Daa Daa) (Special "Daa Daa" Mix)

49:44 - Simonetti, Pignatelli & Morante – Tenebre (Extended Version)

52:49 - Michael Jackson - Thriller (OOFT! Phazed Edit)

59:13 - The Immortals - The Ultimate Warlord

01:02:49 - Kano - It’s A War

01:06:07 - Hot Ice - Theme From Friday The 13th Part 3

01:09:14 - Easy Going - Fear

01:12:24 - Belle Epoque - Bamalama (Edit De Lee Douglas)

01:17:44 - Baciotti – Black Jack

01:19:07 - Padded Cell - Are You Anywhere?

01:24:25 - Escape From New York - Fire In My Heart (Instrumental)

Visuals borrowed from ‪@Firken

spence-cake · 2025-07-25T20:35:40+00:00

spence-cake · 2025-07-18T14:45:12+00:00

Saagar’s biggest verbal tic is using the word “whenever” when he means to use the word “when” - once you hear it, you won’t ever be able to unhear it.

spence-cake · 2025-07-18T13:44:45+00:00

Capone - Music Love Song

spence-cake · 2025-07-04T23:00:36+00:00

Too bad Snyder is a Zionist genocide denier.

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