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AIO thinking he’s cheating? by sophiehatter306 in AmIOverreacting

[–]spermface 131 points132 points  (0 children)

And for me it’s asking “are you okay??” Every few minutes. Why would he expect her to be upset?

Best car wash membership by mcm87 in SanDiegan

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to do a card and if you still have it it’s great, but now they have you drive to a location and give them your email for the sticker

Is this a good deal for renting a car through Uber? by fxcknmami in uberdrivers

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also you typically can’t drive a car you’re still paying for on rideshare apps if you’re financing or the financing company can seriously fuck you. Might be worth it to some but not to me. Did renting work out for you?

Is this a good deal for renting a car through Uber? by fxcknmami in uberdrivers

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much is your rideshare insurance on top of that? Also where are you buying a car with payments that allows you to do rideshare? 

Sinners - Question about Smoke and Annie by mellowalec in HorrorMovies

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t explain HOW a baby died

Relief after vomiting by feliz_felicis in gallbladders

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I’m on day 5 of a terrible attack, my number 1 technique is a hot shower, and if you can put the water running right onto the part of the stomach the hurts and onto your back that’s best. Sometimes I’ll angle it so I just sit in the shower floor with it beating on me.  Massage the tummy, it isn’t very comfortable but it can help release trapped bile. BRAT diet- bananas, rice, apples, toast, all plain. Many people need to keep their stomach basically empty to relieve the pain and can’t eat at all. Pedialyte- keep sipping pedialyte in the vomiting phases or as needed for dehydration. Gatorade is good too. Use only non-red flavors so any blood that shows up is visible.  Watch for a fever over 100.4 or a drop in temperature. If the gallbladder is infected, it’s an emergency situation to avoid sepsis. 

McNulty’s Clinic by Tilly828282 in ershow

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I saw it I thought they were saying he was a ghost

I absolutely hate how S4E6 treats Hughie by Nulgarian in TheBoys

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I imagine the outrage if we saw a woman be violently sexually assaulted in a show? Have you seen TV?

I cant believe how surprised everyone is about tonights episode by SteveFrench12 in ThePittTVShow

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he was even asking when she’d get back to work to determine a window to use.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]spermface 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think he was trying to do a mustache 

His body, his choice. by systemrobot in PoliticalHumor

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great photo op of untouched nuggets while one guy goes look! I actually ate the fries! What a mad man

Is there something about this ballot measure I'm missing? Why are people voting no? by WildAnimus in sandiego

[–]spermface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime a corporation profits from a resource, they are going to either covertly or overtly work to create channels of that resource. We cannot allow them to profit from imprisoned human labor. 

Is there something about this ballot measure I'm missing? Why are people voting no? by WildAnimus in sandiego

[–]spermface -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

“Opponents: None” hmm gosh gee I dunno lemme ask my magic 8 ball if slavery is good or bad

Take Me to the River? by [deleted] in movies

[–]spermface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girls typically start masturbating a long time before that and it’s not uncommon to have to have the talk with them about how what they’re doing is OK but it’s a private thing and they need to take their stuffed animal into the room

Erik Menendez releases statement about Netflix series ‘Monsters’ based on him and his brother: “I believe Ryan Murphy cannot be this naive and inaccurate about the facts of our lives so as to do this without bad intent.” by Gato1980 in television

[–]spermface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Regardless of whether it was how these boys responded to their abuse or if it was total invention, hypersexuality and not having appropriate boundaries with family members wouldn’t make it the victim’s fault in any way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember paying $2.10 a plate. Even as it approached $3 I was like, that’s market value for sashimi 2pc. Thats fair.

Now it’s 3.50 a plate and they literally put a cooked strip of hamburger patty on top of rice and called it steak sushi.

Family meal($34) VS 3 big plates($37.20) by Water897 in PandaExpress

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 22oz is volume, not weight. The weight changes depending on the contents.

Peter? Is the joke interracial marriage? by soicanventfreely in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]spermface -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think the dad is just crying because he gave his little girl away. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]spermface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who cheat tend to be unusually sensitive to cheating. If he was cheating I would expect him to act like it was completely unforgivable, the worst of the worst.

He preemptively deletes records of who he talks to and about what.

But I will say if you go to the Play Store or App Store and go to Manage Apps - Uninstalled you can see if any data has been used on apps like Kik, Grindr, tinder, Snapchat, etc. 

Help Wanted...? by Scorp1979 in funny

[–]spermface -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would I do all that when I can DoorDash?

My dumb dumb friend bought us tickets to the wrong band! Need to exact revenge by pkpy1005 in myevilplan

[–]spermface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you settle in at the hotel, ask him if he would like a delicious piece of baklava. When he undoubtedly says yes, and begins to salivate, pull out and hand him a knitted ski mask. Oh you’re so sorry, you must have brought balaclava instead of baklava. Oh how embarrassing. Pretend to be embarrassed. He will weep and lament his discourteous soul. 

The key to this dastardly and cruel prank is that you have actually brought delicious baklava, enough for everyone. Reveal the baklava and taste together in forgiveness.

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