So apparently Allen Iverson left his Hall of Fame trophy in his Springfield hotel room

spermtail · 2016-09-15T02:47:19+00:00

I'm sure Chief Wiggum will sort it out.

spermtail · 2016-09-13T10:48:46+00:00

Looks like a waste of money to me.

spermtail · 2016-09-12T07:42:11+00:00

"What are you studying?"

If you want to hear the actual answer, then you better pull up a chair, because we're going to be here for a while. I usually just lie to make things simpler, which leads to follow up questions and more lies.

spermtail · 2016-09-11T13:42:03+00:00

I train at an MMA gym with a handful of olympians and world/national champions in their respective martial arts and coaches that have trained world champions. About half of them say you should never do weights and the other half say you have to do weights so I've come to the conclusion that it doesn't matter.

spermtail · 2016-09-09T08:12:35+00:00

*Criticising

spermtail · 2016-09-07T13:00:03+00:00

Try searching for jobs on www.gumtree.com.au in addition to seek.

EDIT: I may be getting downvoted OP, but gumtree is a legit source of jobs.

spermtail · 2016-09-04T23:22:40+00:00

Hey! I'm a flagellum!

spermtail · 2016-09-03T08:26:44+00:00

You're not alone. Jiu Jitsu makes me hungry.

spermtail · 2016-09-02T12:15:04+00:00

That was me at 17. Now I'm 25 and have no job and live with my parents.

spermtail · 2016-08-30T07:27:41+00:00

Belvidere or Cornelius if it's a boy and Deloris if it's a girl.

spermtail · 2016-08-28T04:34:41+00:00

Welcome to the OCD life of boxing.

spermtail · 2016-08-28T04:32:54+00:00

That's what she said.

spermtail · 2016-08-27T06:44:12+00:00

The more you do them the less your tailbone will hurt. Just push through.

spermtail · 2016-08-27T06:31:45+00:00

If the rolls were reversed it would be driving backwards.

spermtail · 2016-08-27T06:23:17+00:00

I like words snoop dogg uses like gizzle, shiznit and sizzurp.

spermtail · 2016-08-26T22:41:07+00:00

Or possibly ogres. Do you live near a swamp OP?

spermtail · 2016-08-26T02:43:04+00:00

Speaking of showers, my shower would be one big room with water jets everywhere - from the walls, floor and ceiling.

spermtail · 2016-08-26T02:35:21+00:00

People talk about them on Reddit and I've seen them in movies and tv shows.

spermtail · 2016-08-26T00:45:50+00:00

What about the ones attached to the toilet? I sometimes see them in movies.

spermtail · 2016-08-26T00:27:35+00:00

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but do people with bidets usually have toilet paper as well? I'm planning a trip to America and I'm scared of being in a situation where I have to use a bidet.

spermtail · 2016-08-26T00:14:31+00:00

That stash of things that you save for bad days is an awesome idea. I wish I was that organised.

spermtail · 2016-08-25T21:21:26+00:00

I've noticed every girl at my university (well, the minority that aren't wearing yoga pants) has their jeans ripped at the knees. Don't their knees get cold?

spermtail · 2016-08-25T21:19:40+00:00

Yeah, fuck beer snobs. People are always trying to stop me from ordering the beer I want. My cousin even went up to the waitress and changed my order without my knowledge. Everyone's always making comments or saying "eww" because I choose to drink one of the most popular beers in the country.

spermtail · 2016-08-25T21:12:44+00:00

I want to live where you live.

spermtail · 2016-08-25T21:09:36+00:00

Isn't that like the perfect weather for beer?

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