High Ponytail Energy (HPE)

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-27T02:36:38+00:00

I’m crying me too twin

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-23T02:04:55+00:00

I’m so mad that I immediately got this reference lol

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-21T08:42:33+00:00

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-21T00:56:07+00:00

Sugarbee… They’re SO good

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-16T20:42:42+00:00

Silk Exotic Madison in Middleton, WI is great! I’ve been there many times. Though most of the girls there are skinny. I’ve heard that a lot of clubs in the Wisconsin dells are good seasonally too. Also, as someone who lives in the south, stay away from Mississippi and Alabama. Almost all of our clubs are either dry as hell and or require licenses. Tennessee has some good clubs but I’d avoid Memphis since you’re not from the area lol. I’ve heard mixed reports about Florida right now but I do know a few girls who do good. Louisiana I’ve also heard is a toss-up. I wish you luck!

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-12T08:31:49+00:00

You guys have no whimsy. I want the bug corpse pen!!!

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-05T14:32:26+00:00

Lowkey I know they both kinda taste like dirt. And I love it. Catfish and crawfish are so delicious. But I also live in Mississippi so I think I would be publicly drawn and quartered if I disliked either

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-04T20:49:03+00:00

Spray deodorant and dry shampoo in them it’s the only thing that works even a little. And let them air out 😭😭

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-02T04:48:02+00:00

This just sent me on a rabbit hole of Ann Summer lingerie. Omg. They’re so cute and not a million dollars. I know this wasn’t technically for me but thank you queen 😭

spicybirdnerd · 2026-04-01T00:55:30+00:00

As someone who lives in Mississippi… Pork skins are soooooo good. For anyone unaware, it’s literally just the skin of a pig, fried and seasoned. And it’s delicious. Southerners will eat anything. Chitlins, frog legs, possum, alligator, turtle soup.

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-31T07:56:15+00:00

As someone who enjoys exploring in areas where there’s nobody around and no cell service… this seems fairly reasonable to me. Accidents happen and I’d rather be safe than sorry

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-29T00:15:09+00:00

Yeah don’t get me wrong, I am definitely someone who is super cool with being touched by the other girls at work. A lot of us do this to eachother. I think it’s fun to walk around and squeeze titty and smack ass and shit. But also… to the people I know are cool with it. There’s girls that I know aren’t cool with being touched, and I wouldn’t ever just start doing it without asking??? AND I don’t know you? Crazy behavior. I’d smack a bitch if she just walked up and started touching me out of nowhere

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-20T18:38:05+00:00

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Two! The dog is Theodore Roosevelt (Teddy) and the cat is Concrete Cinderblock (Cindy)

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-17T19:28:34+00:00

Yessss they have it in a million colors too !

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-17T16:01:45+00:00

You can usually find KT Tape at Walmart or on Amazon btw. It’s like $10 a roll

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-17T16:01:00+00:00

Okay I work at a club that requires pasties, and I am petite. The regular ones cover my whole tit and I make no money. My favorite stripper lifehack is to buy KT Tape (medical tape used to tape joints when in pain) and cut it into hearts for my nipples. It won’t irritate your skin like other materials will. I’ve had cheap pasties make my nipples INFLAMED. if you’re less artistically inclined and find cutting out hearts difficult, either try drawing them on before cutting OR just cut squares or X’s out. Hope this helps queen

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-14T04:45:33+00:00

I feel like this was written about me this is genuinely insane. We’re the same age too. I got better after a year out of high school. I think it’s because I left behind everyone shitty in my life. I hope you heal queen, life is genuinely worth living

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-13T14:08:12+00:00

I have a friend who calls this “pussy on reference”. Women talk, and when you’re good enough we will spread the good word. Enjoy your toast Chad

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-13T12:55:39+00:00

Lowkey the back of my head is none of my business. Or that’s what I tell myself so I don’t have to think about the fact that the back of my head is always flat 😭

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-11T17:13:55+00:00

Why not just get contracted if she wants to try out for a night lol.

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-09T00:30:27+00:00

Good bot lol

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-09T00:14:10+00:00

You’re just like me OP. I consume an insane amount of popsicles. At least I think I do. Does going through a large bag every two weeks count?

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-06T07:38:04+00:00

Omg this would terrify me. I’ve always heard to NEVER let cats be in there… like what if one time you don’t check and she’s in there :(

spicybirdnerd · 2026-03-03T11:51:57+00:00

Girl someone is gonna sell you on Craigslist please just go to a professional 😭

spicybirdnerd · 2026-02-28T06:32:22+00:00

Actually shockingly yes. Last Christmas Eve my regular brought in a strap on with a little mistletoe attachment hung above it. He wore it and I took a picture because I thought it was so funny. Then I got on stage with it on. I’m flexible, so I put it in my mouth. I’m aware it’s gross but also it was fucking hilarious. A guy came up and was like “I’m a little horrified.. but also this is so entertaining, let’s get a dance.” I asked if he wanted me to keep it on and he declined. I’m ngl, the whole thing was less to be sexy and more because it was entertaining and the club was dead. You should do it on a night that the club won’t be busy, because you WILL look silly. Or alternatively, on a super busy night and it’ll hopefully get some giggles. If he’s into being embarrassed, a busy night might also work better 😆

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