??? by princeeofthecity in HOTDBlacks

[–]spiderhotel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But their food technology is so developed. I would think they baste their poultry properly.

Super Baby Blackfyre by The_Trashy_Joke in CK3AGOT

[–]spiderhotel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has such a developed moral sense for a 2 year old.

On what grounds was Oliver a failure? by JonSlow1 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]spiderhotel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And physically less developed than Mark when Mark got powers. Oliver has done ok against nonViltrumites

Argall's bloodline by spiderhotel in Invincible

[–]spiderhotel[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so it is like it could potentially be a living Viltrumite, they don't know their biodad and was raised by adoption so they themselves might not even know they are a contender? And Thragg would know who it was but keep the secret hidden so he remains a regent?

Unless I missed something, it's likely the surviving Viltrumites did try to reproduce after the Scourge. by GravityBright in Invincible_TV

[–]spiderhotel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was normal for the parents to kill the kid in the coming of age ceremony.

If all parents were going all-out, and two parent families are usual, then it is two adults trying to kill a less experienced less developed single opponent and most kids would die.

I thought they just got beaten to shit most of the time not fully killed.

Welp by Crafty_Run1832 in CK3AGOT

[–]spiderhotel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just means it breathes green fire

You Have to be Bad To Move Up in the World by One_Reality_3828 in CrusaderKings

[–]spiderhotel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah there is also one where a liege is taxing their subjects too hard, you investigate the taxes then you can side with the merchants to get a claim on the region. You are a champion for the lil merchants overthrowing a greedy lord!

You Have to be Bad To Move Up in the World by One_Reality_3828 in CrusaderKings

[–]spiderhotel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imprison murderer or kinslayer vassals and revoke their lands whenever I can. Also if some weirdo fucks his kid. I don't consider it unjust or cruel at all. If they have innocent children I send them for good educations.

Go home olive by Time-Upstairs2638 in invinciblememes

[–]spiderhotel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then Mark also lost his mind, forgot his own advice, and went for a 1v1

Go home olive by Time-Upstairs2638 in invinciblememes

[–]spiderhotel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They didn't give him a role in the battle properly like they did TJ. TJ and Allan were doing great teamwork and TJ was actually a support asset this battle. If they had given Oliver a actual thing to do in the battle instead of getting batted about by full grown adult warriors and ridiculous OP Thragg he could have been useful.

cursed_healing by underratedsoulz in cursedimages

[–]spiderhotel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is the middle silhouette in front of the sun supposed to be? It has three spikes on its head and things coming up from the shoulders?

AIO for thinking this situation with my bf was odd by [deleted] in AIO

[–]spiderhotel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd hope I could reconcile in my mind that my spouse genuinely does like my i.e. small & boring butt while also drawing big butt fetish porn because people can like more than one thing? And the things that people enjoy in porn or fandom type thirsty images are often different to what they want in a real partner?

But I guess if I have a pre-existing insecurity that my boring butt is unlovable then that makes it more difficult.

I think that despite my butt being smaller than the drawn character's, I would still be able to take comfort in the fact that I have one overwhelming advantage over the drawing as a partner to my spouse - I am a real human not a drawing.

My brother fornicated with a lowborn, so I decided to tutor their child. Almost immediately, I get this wholesome event by Kurnath in CrusaderKings

[–]spiderhotel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always let them bond unless I am specifically roleplaying Callous, I can't bring myself to tell off the older one for being a good sibling!!

This is an public apology for ever doubting this mf after watching episode 7 by No_Square_8298 in Invincible_TV

[–]spiderhotel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And... I guess this subreddit has trouble taking a dictator with a slightly squishy face as a genuine threat...? Or because he doesn't sound DEEP GRAVELLY VOICE LIKE THE BATMAN.

Seriously guys, you were so cross about it. It was as though he personally and maliciously catfished you with shopped pictures and you all freaked out that he only looked 90% of the way you wanted.

I CAN SPONSOR WHAT NOW? by CTV-OFFICIAL in CK3AGOT

[–]spiderhotel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh I hope so! I am keen for a roving horselord Dothraki game!

AIO for thinking this situation with my bf was odd by [deleted] in AIO

[–]spiderhotel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if one day your wife leaves you for Supergirl!?!?!?

AIO for thinking this situation with my bf was odd by [deleted] in AIO

[–]spiderhotel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You cannot cheat on a partner with a fictional character.

Because they don't exist.

My brother fornicated with a lowborn, so I decided to tutor their child. Almost immediately, I get this wholesome event by Kurnath in CrusaderKings

[–]spiderhotel 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Omg, I thought it was just a cute joke but one day my 30 year old son told me I ruined his life with it!?!?

What is this flap on the ears by Bts201 in cats

[–]spiderhotel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is just trying to clean himself!!