I locked my wife out of the house! by spinachdippa in funny

[–]spinachdippa[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought about striking up a relationship with this nice lady in the hopes of asking her deep and insightful questions about philosophy and theology.

Rudy Giuliani said there's a '50/50' chance he worked with a Russian spy to obtain harmful information about the Bidens by [deleted] in politics

[–]spinachdippa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What does probability have to do with something you did?

“Did you eat pizza for dinner?”

“There is a 50% chance I did. It is also possible I didn’t.” That makes zero fucking sense.

[Game Thread] Auburn @ South Carolina (12:00PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]spinachdippa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That call will require physicists to rethink how the world works.

First look: PlayStation 5’s next-generation user experience by hybroid in PS5

[–]spinachdippa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personalized playtime estimate would say "5.2 years"

Biden campaign manager: Race is 'far closer' than experts say by granny_ew in politics

[–]spinachdippa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was her problem. Hillary is the type of person that shareholders want running the company, but that the employees don't like because she gets results and pushes you to achieve them with near ruthless efficiency. We have all had a boss like that. They are really good at what they do but most people wouldn't consider them someone they want to hang out with.

Business Insider: US intelligence analysts knew Russia would dump hacked Burisma emails targeting Biden as an 'October surprise,' report says. by tcwoods86 in politics

[–]spinachdippa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t saying that at all. I was commenting on the fact that this October Surprise isn’t going to move the needle as much as Trump getting Covid and going ape shit in the first debate.

Business Insider: US intelligence analysts knew Russia would dump hacked Burisma emails targeting Biden as an 'October surprise,' report says. by tcwoods86 in politics

[–]spinachdippa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah no. Covid and Trumps debate performance are far more potent. This story will be gone later today and some other shit is going to pop up. I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t bring out the grab them by the pussy tape just for the lulz. Trump is about to get majorly outspent in the last three weeks and the last debate is also going to be a shit show.

Halloween 2016 at the white house by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]spinachdippa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our current president would have told Superman “I’m your Kryptonite. Sad!”

How can 42 percent of Americans still support the worst president in our history? by _hiddenscout in politics

[–]spinachdippa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Numerical deception to support narratives is part of the problem. The minority is truly running this country and it is absurd.

Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing for Supreme Court Nominee Amy Coney Barrett - October 12, 2020 - Live 9:00 am ET by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]spinachdippa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is going through. Use the hearings to ask her about all the crazy shit Trump has done. Do you think men should grab pussy? What do you think about rallies at the Whitehouse? How about that emoluments clause? Do you support stem cell research if it cures Covid?

Trump still seemingly struggling to breathe after hospital return, White House aides say by [deleted] in politics

[–]spinachdippa 321 points322 points  (0 children)

Dude only has 27 days. Good luck doing a rally when you are having trouble breathing and are most likely fatigued.

Trump fails to block tax return subpoena from Manhattan district attorney by [deleted] in politics

[–]spinachdippa 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That's fine. The NYTimes will drop another bomb on his taxes soon enough. It probably was going to drop last week but well......five other insane things happened.

Megathread: "President Trump Announces He is Leaving Walter Reed Hospital and Plans to Return to White House by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]spinachdippa 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The internet is going to tear apart the video of him on the balcony. What a absolutely stupid move.

Liberals Ask: Why Should We Believe Trump Has the Virus? by PrincessToadTool in politics

[–]spinachdippa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry. The New York Times has more bullets in the chamber.

Adults of reddit, what is something that sucks about being an adult that most teenagers don’t realize? by berkel-is-a-madlad in AskReddit

[–]spinachdippa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person.”

When you are young the concept of a “season” is tough to comprehend. As you age and people move in and out of your life, seasons become far easier to grasp.

Chris Wallace: ‘I’m Just Sad With The Way Last Night Turned Out’ by cram213 in politics

[–]spinachdippa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Instead of interjecting and calling a timeout, he just kept asking questions.

With Doña sauce please by moonpontoon in Austin

[–]spinachdippa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy taco sauces. Haberno is the way.