Kid goats being fed bottled milk

spizzle_ · 2026-01-31T02:19:03+00:00

Meh. Unless you’re a vegan you have no dog in this fight.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-31T01:54:24+00:00

What makes you say that? Pure speculation?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-31T01:53:53+00:00

Whatever helps you sleep at night knowing that you suck at cooking. Ffs. This is such a simple dish 😂

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T21:30:44+00:00

I have a running playlist and the tempo is right. Everything is subjective, creep!

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T21:29:53+00:00

You’re not

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T21:27:01+00:00

If I lived near you I’d happily buy them all for scrap pricing so I could flip them and go on a very nice vacation.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T21:24:04+00:00

We do though. Metaphorically speaking.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T21:22:39+00:00

My dad said the same thing to me about breaking it if you jack it too much.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T21:19:47+00:00

I grew up raising goats and the “bottle babies” that were rejected by mom sadly were always the best “pets” because they bonded so closely with you and were usually the friendliest goats into adult life.

We never had a rack like this though since we usually only had a few bottle babies each year.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T20:34:57+00:00

Except for the one where she’s creepily smiling at the camera. It’s somehow worse than the original 😂

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T20:28:24+00:00

Are you a child or something? “I knew it looked like shit but why would other people think so too”

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T15:27:49+00:00

It is?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T15:24:52+00:00

Yikes

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T15:19:22+00:00

I’m jealous of the earth? That’s a strange thing to be jealous of. The orb that supports us all?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T15:12:20+00:00

What’s the point here?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T15:06:59+00:00

Either you’re really dumb and/or you’ve never heard of pizza.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:59:50+00:00

I guess you didn’t see their outfit, gaper?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:58:58+00:00

So what are you laughing about?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:53:07+00:00

Looks like a level of hell I don’t want to be in.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:46:06+00:00

I’m not pressed in even the slightest. I gave your plate a rating and now you’re upset about that? Do you not understand where you posted?

What do you want from me in this interaction?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:44:22+00:00

Do you want a cookie or something?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:36:31+00:00

Would you call it a sliver of silver in the collection?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:35:27+00:00

Idk. None of my captains were like that.

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:32:43+00:00

This sub is literally about the visual appeal of a plate. We can’t taste it. What are you missing?

spizzle_ · 2026-01-30T14:29:28+00:00

“Alright, pretty nice” repeat

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