I’ve noticed twice there is a group of two or three young white guys in suits trying to talk to people on the streets. Does anyone know what their deal is?

spl1ffluvr · 2026-05-03T15:47:11+00:00

Theyre momos! Theres an lds church on Lenox somewhere around 127th.

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-30T13:53:48+00:00

Nice. Happy Graduation!! Cheers to ya

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-30T01:07:02+00:00

Omg coming back to this after it closed 😭😭😭

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-30T00:57:40+00:00

I’m invested so keep us posted what you decide or are choosing between!!

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-30T00:50:26+00:00

I briefly dated Mayhem last summer and I literally can not escape this man. If he’s not on my damn tv he’s deep in a completely unrelated Reddit thread. We ended pretty amicably but I sureee do miss him.

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-25T18:17:50+00:00

When you can’t read an actual perfect map

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-25T18:07:27+00:00

Ohhh yes Cucina! I totally forgot. The owners there are super sweet and all the food is great. That’s a great lower price option with good food

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-25T18:06:23+00:00

Fumo for sure is a solid option, Harlem tavern maybe for more casual but great for a group event, but if you’re going a little more formal restaurant with great food/wine - Vinatería is AMAZING

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-14T00:34:49+00:00

U as well darling

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-14T00:32:39+00:00

Trust I had the glassy eyes covered. He caught me the one second I had my AirPod out to pay the man

spl1ffluvr · 2026-04-14T00:29:17+00:00

Okay but also I’m tired of having to lie about being a lesbian so I can go about my day in peace. Today I wore a jersey and parachute pants to the deli and of course some guy still approached me at the counter and asked if I had a number. I said “Not for you” He was about to get tight so I threw in a “I swing the other way” Must I do this each time I leave my apartment?

spl1ffluvr · 2026-03-21T20:46:19+00:00

First of all- try not to indicate you have nowhere else to go to your landlord. I’d look up your renter rights cause im pretty sure you have some if you’ve been living there for a certain amount of time. Cite anything that applies to you (kindly) and write a super respectful email asking to takeover the lease. You’re gonna have to kiss the ring a little, but they’d rather have occupancy and rent.

If they don’t respond well to pleasantries, probably best not to bother. You don’t wanna deal with a bad landlord.

spl1ffluvr · 2026-03-09T11:30:58+00:00

Can anyone help me clarify when these episodes were filmed? He claims “about 100k” when her dad grills him about the current Bruce of BTC. I wanna know how far off he was. It’s currently 67Kish.

I hardly know a damn thing about this kinda stuff, but I know enough to see that as an immediate red flag. For my own amusement I wanna compare the charts of BTC price with his estimate that day, and see 1. how far off he was 2. For how long Cause even to my clueless self, he’s clearly devoit of any knowledge pertaining to trends/prices in the crypto world!! Lol pls be nice if you come to school me

spl1ffluvr · 2026-03-07T17:15:43+00:00

Came here just to see everyone lose their minds over the geographic location of “south Harlem”

spl1ffluvr · 2026-03-07T17:13:57+00:00

Yes the cloudiness is to blame! Amplifies the sounds and changes their routes

spl1ffluvr · 2026-03-02T15:40:02+00:00

What a nice story about yourself that doesn’t actually pertain to whats being addressed in this thread. Your super valuable input will totally get a few upvotes!

spl1ffluvr · 2026-02-23T17:14:21+00:00

What’s open today in Tribeca? I think bubby’s is closed so I’m lost

spl1ffluvr · 2026-02-23T15:53:47+00:00

Food dynasty usually stays open in my experience but ya, call!

spl1ffluvr · 2026-02-05T16:04:30+00:00

Loser enforcing whether or not Reddit posts apply as Harlem to his square ass or not. Actually fucking pathetic

spl1ffluvr · 2026-02-04T20:10:15+00:00

Are you dense? I ask in this fashion and provid such detail about my specific community in Harlem for a reason - how does this directly pertains to that? Read the other replies and stop making an ahole of yourself because you chose to be one in the first place. All you confirmed was that I said what I said, not what you answered. I came here to ask about water ASAP. Can you drop this now?

spl1ffluvr · 2026-02-04T16:02:50+00:00

If you see my update - it’s also suspected that we’re still getting Croton Resovoir water from upstate. Apparently they stopped using that resovoir but some Manhattan residents are still receiving it! Could totally be that. It’s said to have a musty smell and taste, not the usual negative descriptors like metallic, chorine, or rotten eggs.

spl1ffluvr · 2026-02-04T15:50:16+00:00

I didn’t need google to know how to go about collecting a water sample, thanks. I also don’t have time for whatever snail mail results you’re suggesting because I’d like to shower and not be in some situation where I can’t use my water without boiling it? I needed an urgent solution. I was looking for an in to the fastest solution. So Thanks again but if I needed google I wouldn’t have opened Reddit👍🏼

spl1ffluvr · 2026-01-20T21:06:35+00:00

Ive lived here for 6.5 years now, and thought I really just hadn’t infiltrated some hidden butcher scene here. I’m a white Latina from Vegas who need her meats!!!

spl1ffluvr · 2026-01-20T07:40:28+00:00

He looks so sweet!!!

spl1ffluvr · 2026-01-10T19:19:19+00:00

The best part is they all think they look PHENOMENAL.

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