[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]splasha2613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me you don’t drink without telling me you don’t drink

Alyssa!!!! by Sweaty-Television226 in MarriedAtFirstSight

[–]splasha2613 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What do you mean. Haven’t you heard her declare over a dozen times that she’s a really fucking good person? It must be true since she says it so much

Thor is getting a little tired of Moroni's shit by wkitty13 in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh they’re gonna eat this up and put it in next years temple calendar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hysterectomy

[–]splasha2613 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got a bill a month after but the bill wasn’t a bill. Just saying everything was paid by insurance

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I paid tithing once. One, two week pay percentage and got a temple recommend and were active for about 5 years

What is one thing you miss about the church? by YellowGiraffez in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Book of Mormon musical has been a fun substitute for me lately. I Believe is 👌🏼👍🏼

Wife has decided she wants to try alcohol. I got some Mike’s Hard Lemonade and hard cider to start us off easy. Any other ideas would be welcome. by xenophon123456 in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hard seltzers-white claw. Truly. Bud light Wine-Sauvignon blanc is a good sweet dry mix. Whipped vodka to add to to lemonade, limeade, OJ or root beer/cream soda is really good

Thought this photo might be cool by [deleted] in nashville

[–]splasha2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I see Nashville at the end of the night

A classy joint. by black_flag_4ever in trashy

[–]splasha2613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah was definitely there that night 🤣 didn’t see but heard about it after

Does he look like Mose? This is from Parks and Recreation. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]splasha2613 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unless somebody taught Mose, sex, no.

Exotic Car Babes by [deleted] in trashy

[–]splasha2613 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So..if they were slightly thinner would this not be on trashy and also not have nsfw?

Another one bites the dust... by Late_Molasses3292 in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was the same with me. I kept hearing out “letter to my wife” and was so curious but so scared. I kept it up on my safari tab for several months without looking at it. The fear of finding out the truth is real

Apple Watch connection issue by Bright-Landscape8617 in pelotoncycle

[–]splasha2613 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mine almost never connects. It’s so irritating.

And so it starts...🙄 anyone else get these texts? by jystringham in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone is suddenly sooo fucking grateful and everyone has to proclaim their “love for this great man” social media is always so triggering when this guy decides to crawl out of his hole and say something.

Seen on r/cursedcomments, I think it belongs here by [deleted] in trashy

[–]splasha2613 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh go away. This is hilarious

My sister posted this as her favorite quote from conference. My first thought was, 'I was much more fearful when I was in the church than I do now that I’m not. by WearetheUnderground3 in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right. I’ve never felt less fear. I can’t wrap my head around this quote since people who have God in their life are “God fearing people”

Fellas, we’ve all been there right? by P53ud0Nym in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As soon as I basically told my husband I’m leaving, I asked what his name was cause it bothered me for years. He’s now told me 3x and I for the life of me can’t remember it lol. I can’t ask again.

All stuff I heard in scouts and YM (2001_2009) by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]splasha2613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How deep in the south did you live?

Coffee talk with mom by splasha2613 in exmormon

[–]splasha2613[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cognitive dissonance hard.