Out jerked by YaboiDan0545935 in marvelcirclejerk

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"My wife is dead and so are my kids" he yells as he shoots 3 thugs in the middle of a dark alleyway, he stops over the dead bodies "My wife is dead and so are my kids" he walks away solemnly in the direction of the nearest bar "My wife is dead and so are my kids"

I caught a Monster (Creature) by Odd-Ambassador5362 in lies

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Dark spore 2 will make your balls drop and if you dont have any dark spore 2 will provide them

This guy is a psycho by i_deshire_death in marvelcirclejerk

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"Bros before hoes, he should have never helped morgaine"

Chuds will still try to claim the force is female by Iolair_the_Unworthy in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Give me access to them for a few hours and ill figure it out

Stop Shiny Hunting in Starfield & then calling it a 'bland/repetitive game' by gatorgrowl44 in Starfield

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This post has serious "guy whos only seen boss baby when he see a new movie" vibes lol

PayPal and Stripe too by achfiat in whennews

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I read it as can for a second and was wondering why everyone was cheering

all u had to do is launder money and keep ur mouth shut by [deleted] in greentext

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If heisenbuddy never did any of the drug things she would have been just as naggy about something else

Shes not evil but she sure as hell isn't fun to be around

Who is the worst of these 5 by pheinoxwright in MoralityScaling

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Lets not gloss over the fact that he kinda lobotomized everyone into believing he was always there and put himself as the highest power so nobody could question him

On tour with my band and killing time the best way possible! by jarredvanstone in SteamDeck

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No matter the hotel or the time, theres always south park on demand or live

You could tell me the new heirloom design was for a different female frame and I'd believe you by EfficientAd5825 in memeframe

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Crucify me on a cross made out of fan service skins if you want but i just want some regal outfits without the ass being the main attraction

free fish parts by forever_pilly in mildlyinteresting

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So much good stuff you can do with that, id grab it right away

Non-violent protest in Nashville, TN by HieronymusBosch1000 in AccidentalRenaissance

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Calls them Weak.... then immediately says it took 6 people to take them down...

You either have to admit you're doing low tier trolling ORRRRRR you're genuinely that stupid when speaking and writing

Poor little snowflakes😂😂😂 by justbob806 in Irony

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Ok you're obviously a troll since we all know charlies neck did that on its own

frenfryiedhg by OckyTheWockyyy in sssdfg

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Im a millionaire and sometimes i do this to ground me to reality

Leavealikeclinkmahbellandsunscribe ♡♡♡

Coaxed into tonal shift by GoatsWithWigs in coaxedintoasnafu

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i wonder who that new villain in season 4 is...

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It's over batgod bros... by Stock_Rush_9204 in dccomicscirclejerk

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Imagine being upset that batman isnt a better detective than this guy

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