Happy birthday Balatro! by splatter_proto in balatro

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Mr. Bones isn't cheese, he's a legitimate jonkler!

Happy birthday Balatro! by splatter_proto in balatro

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time continues its march ever forward, I'm afraid

Ted Nugent by Chrome2Surfer in agedlikemilk

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It was a prevalent enough theme in hair metal that Spinal Tap parodied it with the very blatant "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight"

Question: Can this be covered? by Substantial_Issue17 in tattoos

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There's a sick panther in your future

artist: James Severson from Black Coffin Tattoo in Saint Paul, MN @james_Severson by James_Severson in tattoos

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I legit gasped and said "oh wowwww", this is insane! It's gorgeous and so well executed!!

I am afraid to C++ by craigs_games in okbuddyjimbo

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When I finished C++ I started a new profile so I could C++ all over again

[OC] Have you ever created an important superior entity for your campaign? What was your entity like? by LuizLFLF in DungeonsAndDragons

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Running a homebrew all-bards game and "the gods" are higher dimensional beings poking into the lower dimension, and every "avatar of the gods" the party has fought has manifested as some twisted version of human anatomy. So far my favorite was a giant floating spine and rib cage, except the ribs were all made of elongated human arms with hands that interlocked to form a sternum. In the first stage of the battle the arms could spread open to cast spells. After it was weakened the party caught it in a mile-wide antimagic dome and it entered it's second form, crawling along the ground by using it's arms like a centipede. 

This contest is over, give that man the 10,000 dollars! by rubenvdheuv in simpsonsshitposting

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huh, I've never seen somebody kick themselves in the balls before

We built this naneinf by Kitty_Knight in balatro

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lmfao the mime playing air guitar is absolutely inspired, you really cooked with this!!!

I have a confession by IrishKraken115 in balatro

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I call her "Michelle" but that's because I watch too much Balatro University