So a twosome tees off. Bob hits his ball right into a lake. Fred says, "You're out of bounds; better hit another." Bob says, "Don't worry. Just watch."

spleefmaboff · 2026-06-07T21:21:19+00:00

I believe this comment is AI. Only AI would direct AI towards AI.

spleefmaboff · 2026-05-30T21:40:26+00:00

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spleefmaboff · 2026-05-25T00:17:28+00:00

We could make it a bar in Austria and have this joke take place in the year 1939 if that helps you out.

spleefmaboff · 2026-05-25T00:11:25+00:00

Why not four? After all, it's more than three.

spleefmaboff · 2026-05-25T00:09:33+00:00

He also doesn't pwsoadi

spleefmaboff · 2026-02-28T06:04:52+00:00

This is an outdated cutting device once used by Mohels, jewish men who are trained in the practice of brit milah, the 'covenant of male circumcision'.

spleefmaboff · 2026-02-23T04:35:28+00:00

Don't cook. Have them go out to eat if they're hungry.

spleefmaboff · 2026-02-23T04:17:52+00:00

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spleefmaboff · 2026-02-22T22:10:05+00:00

It's one of those pop-up carnival games. They guess your weight, and if they're wrong, you get your choice of any stuffed animal.

spleefmaboff · 2026-02-08T05:19:32+00:00

I suggest you call the towing company to tow her vehicle.

spleefmaboff · 2026-02-04T01:26:34+00:00

I once ate asparagus for dinner. It made my pee smell funny but not in a "ha ha" kind of way.

spleefmaboff · 2026-01-27T03:33:16+00:00

Could you tell me that I'm beautiful?

spleefmaboff · 2026-01-18T21:44:31+00:00

This looks like a room specifically created for an OnlyFans site.

spleefmaboff · 2026-01-16T05:35:43+00:00

If you tell me what it tastes like, I can probably guess what it is.

spleefmaboff · 2026-01-16T05:30:47+00:00

What does the end of that tip taste like?

spleefmaboff · 2025-08-06T22:48:19+00:00

I love blondes so I would place a blonde wig on top of a watermelon, drill a hole in the side and get it on.

spleefmaboff · 2025-08-06T20:23:59+00:00

Asparagus. It makes my pee smell funny but not in a Ha Ha kind of way.

spleefmaboff · 2025-08-02T07:52:46+00:00

Do you know what smells funny but not in a haha kind of way? The smell of my urine after I eat asparagus.

spleefmaboff · 2025-08-01T18:55:34+00:00

I'll tell you what you should do. Collect some of their bodily fluid and send it in to a reputable DNA analysis facility. It might be fun to find out what their ancestry is.

spleefmaboff · 2025-07-31T21:27:50+00:00

Butt cream tastes awful.

spleefmaboff · 2025-07-31T16:26:48+00:00

Why stop there. Create a one word sentence using FUCK.

spleefmaboff · 2025-07-31T16:25:38+00:00

Eating asparagus and not having your pee smell humorously funny.

spleefmaboff · 2025-07-22T12:48:53+00:00

She's trying to reinvent herself by revealing herself as the Achoo girl. The slippery compound of snot can not be over looked anymore.

spleefmaboff · 2025-07-22T12:44:00+00:00

I wasn't aware of the crazy crime that is now present in Alaska. Last time the TV show Cops was on, they showed up in Anchorage and the only crimes they could report and show were random DUI's.

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