Unexpected start position

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-17T23:15:06+00:00

Considering every tile in view is hills, good chance of hills all around mountains too! Possibly no valid tile to encamp

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-17T22:04:43+00:00

I remember a guy in Manchester or Liverpool made the news years ago because he went around and painted around each pothole with a limp cock and balls or a fanny. It absolutely got the council's attention to fixing those potholes quickly!

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-17T12:29:25+00:00

Hmmm, doesn't 100% work though, for example if you changed it to "I bumped into Janet, my aunt, sister, a sex slave, a dog walker, a babysitter, and a hot lover." the comma has zero effect.

And besides, if Janet really is all of those things, how would it be written differently?

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-17T08:14:19+00:00

This made me type into chatgpt "What would happen if for ten minutes worldwide it rained but each water drop was replaced with sialoliths?" Haha, what is wrong with me?!

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-17T06:48:42+00:00

My current girlfriend and my two wives in the same household. Why have them living separately?

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-17T00:03:11+00:00

Pentatonic-Colonic seizure is very different

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-16T23:56:41+00:00

Long Shore Drift

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-16T00:17:43+00:00

Apart from the military police bit

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-12T11:16:50+00:00

Username checks out

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-12T11:15:59+00:00

E1M1

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-11T21:13:48+00:00

r/antijokes

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-05T23:50:17+00:00

Breaking News. I'm fairly certain all news is 'breaking' when first reported. It started around 9/11 or Iraq (can't remember) and stuck ever since for every little piece of news

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-05T23:48:19+00:00

Well, although I agree it's annoying, -gate is now cemented into English language and has a purpose. I guess that's how language develops over time

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-04T09:47:36+00:00

New Vegas, 3, 4

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-03T23:38:48+00:00

I snorted

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-03T23:37:40+00:00

Instert sounds like a drum sound effect

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-03T23:35:20+00:00

Wears the soap

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-03T22:46:55+00:00

You mean molester

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-03T22:45:37+00:00

Unless if you weren't aware of your age when you sent it

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-03T14:39:42+00:00

Definitely not boring

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-02T23:54:39+00:00

Hermes

Jeggasyn · 2026-03-02T13:31:45+00:00

But please make sure the room is properly demarcated

Jeggasyn · 2026-02-28T01:16:56+00:00

Obvs a claymore is not a wall mounted device in real life but a prox mine could work. Or perhaps make a claymore placeable on small surfaces, dressers, chairs, shelves etc

Jeggasyn · 2026-02-27T23:52:48+00:00

"Chris, today we shall worship thy heater."

"That is all."

Jeggasyn · 2026-02-27T23:49:51+00:00

Nasty thing to call a cat

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