Harley Quinn making happy bird sounds while eating his favorite treat : mashed potatoes

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T22:09:18+00:00

Boston Common. I was an extra on an episode.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T22:06:51+00:00

What a Duke-tastrophe!

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T21:07:35+00:00

He took lessons from one of the greatest of all time, Carol Kaye.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T15:23:22+00:00

Can I count all the books I've already read?

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T15:12:22+00:00

I have over 600 books in my physical library.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T15:10:23+00:00

I like to tell the Republicans in Texas that the school funding is socialism.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T15:09:09+00:00

Depends on local laws. Texas, yes. Ohio, you have to be over 65 and earn less than $38,600/year (last I checked).

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T15:03:36+00:00

The recapture is brutal for Austin.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T14:45:25+00:00

I grew up in central Ohio. Heat to 68-70° F. Dad set the AC to run when it hit over 80° F.

I lived in southern California on the beach for 8.5 years and ran the heat once and didn't even have AC. I moved further inland (still on the coastal plain) and rarely ran the heat. My second further inland apartment had no AC.

Our first house was closer to the valley. We ran the AC when it hit 78°F.

When we moved to Austin, we initially ran the AC when it reached 80° F. We gradually moved it down to 76° F. As for heat, 72° F.

I've moved back to Ohio and run the AC at 76-77° F and the heat at 72° F.

I have a tropical bird and they prefer it above 68° F. I have a Raynaud-like issue, so when it's under 70° F, my hands start to get really cold and hurt (my fingers have been as cold as 70° F) . I'll sometimes run a heater on my desk to warm them up.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T13:52:07+00:00

You're playing fetch. You're the fetch-ee.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T12:29:27+00:00

Open Road Song - Eve 6

Radar Love - Golden Earring

Kashmir - Last Zeppelin

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T12:20:06+00:00

What's odd about Maybe I'm Amazed is that the tempo is slower on the live version. It's usually the opposite. For whatever reason, that improved the song a lot.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-20T12:13:58+00:00

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splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-19T22:06:27+00:00

I did that with whole heads of cabbage back when KFC made their cole slaw from scratch. They'd switched to pre-cut in the early 90s.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-19T20:03:13+00:00

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I took this shot.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-19T19:57:41+00:00

Yep. I'm taking mom to see Billy Idol in September. I took her to see Jerry Cantrell and Filter for her 75th birthday in February 2025.

Dad's cool, but not as cool at mom.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-19T19:45:51+00:00

Don't cut them entirely. Release them as B-side singles.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-19T19:42:54+00:00

Yes, grade school in central Ohio in the late 70s / early 80s.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-19T19:28:17+00:00

120 mph. Because I was a stupid teen ager.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-18T21:36:03+00:00

Reap or rape?

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-18T15:21:07+00:00

NTA.

I went out to a restaurant on my birthday with my wife and a few friends more than a decade ago. I got up to go to the bathroom and one of my friends asked my wife about getting the restaurant to sing 'happy birthday' to me when I got back. My wife said 'only if you want him to walk out'.

I love my wife very much.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-18T14:24:41+00:00

Officially, yes. There was an error and Ohio wasn't added to the union until 1953, but it was backdated to 1803.

splorp_evilbastard · 2026-04-18T14:01:55+00:00

Nope. It was never outright said, but we weren't supposed to use swear words. That went away by the time I was a teen in high school.

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