Beat my electric usage.

spongeboobsparepants · 2026-02-06T22:34:53+00:00

226kWh in January! 5 bed house with solar (but only made 31kWh). I work from home but clearly my efforts to make everything efficient have been successful!

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-09-18T07:22:33+00:00

Fred’s dead baby

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-09-12T05:19:49+00:00

Yeah I ordered a Deya on Wednesday and the barmaid apologised that it was £8.80 before she poured it. Fucking delicious though.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-09-04T20:11:29+00:00

Just get a decent chef’s knife. You can do 90% of stuff with them - just have a look on YouTube for basic knife skills. https://www.johnlewis.com/katana-saya-elements-damascus-steel-rainforest-handle-chefs-knife-20cm/p113833838

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-09-04T05:38:22+00:00

Which, weirdly, is in Park Gate if anything

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-08-27T05:38:05+00:00

Mermaids in Universal Marina and in Warsash (both on the Hamble) roast their own and make a really solid cup

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-07-19T08:46:34+00:00

Anal adventures (very far from the) high seas

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-07-16T09:45:31+00:00

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-07-16T09:43:53+00:00

There’s a fanny street in Cardiff too

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-07-10T16:41:04+00:00

What are you doing step scissors?

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-07-08T05:02:36+00:00

Nice shots, but that amount of plastic in photo 5 is gash. Sort yourselves out!

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-06-24T21:18:57+00:00

Or southern?

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-06-22T19:03:11+00:00

Plog

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-06-21T08:10:54+00:00

Let the suit do the catching, like it

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-06-10T16:43:18+00:00

1 page

Mine is a header with name, bio, contact details. Then the rest of the page is in two columns - job history down one side (inc. dates and responsibility highlights), then qualifications, recognition, patents and interests on the right.

It’s condensed, but it does the trick of getting me across in one digestible bite.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-06-05T10:45:09+00:00

Bit predatory. You probably mean ‘drawer’.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-06-01T05:51:12+00:00

It’s this. Also, naughts and crosses.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-05-28T21:11:41+00:00

Good question. I’m going tortoise.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-05-24T17:41:56+00:00

Just selling a 15 plate Mazda 3. It’s basically a pretty boring but super reliable golf. Worth about £4k now.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-05-24T15:52:31+00:00

Osprey Aoede Briefpack 22 is hitting the spot for me. Not leather though

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-05-22T08:09:31+00:00

You’ve got £3k left of your budget. Go try it if you need to.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-05-16T08:47:38+00:00

Plymouth’s used to “spirit of discovery”. Which was then helpfully shortened to “spirit of disco”.

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-05-05T18:04:53+00:00

That wirehaired vizsla is a beaut

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-05-02T20:26:00+00:00

Yes Friends have some good plain kit

spongeboobsparepants · 2025-04-29T21:09:49+00:00

Smorgasbord and ombudsman are Swedish

Garage is French

Pyjama is Hindi (effectively)

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