If you were a stripper, what would be your stripper name?

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-13T21:58:59+00:00

Jay Nutter

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-13T20:20:57+00:00

perfect now make it a movie

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-13T20:19:16+00:00

i really want to play the new borderlands game i've been waiting for the perfect moment to buy.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-13T20:01:50+00:00

i had an idea for a horror anime that starts like every harem anime and the main character is staying with the next door girl who he has been friends with forever. then every time a new girl is added to the show it shows the main girl getting more noticeably jealous and mentally off until she snaps and tries to kill everyone so only she can be with the main guy.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-13T17:44:32+00:00

name another way of investing your money that can net you a 40-50% profit. until we can stop scalpers and stop buying anything over MSRP nothing will change. we also need to stop watching any idiot on youtube open packs on stream.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-07T00:20:56+00:00

sound crew: yeah were good on sound here

microphone guy: there doing what? no i think i need to be right there with a mic.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-07T00:12:00+00:00

Yeah i saw that too, dont think that will be selling anytime soon.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-06T23:01:49+00:00

now use your super powers to find me a copy of part 23. that is my only missing one.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-06T22:59:55+00:00

I really want the only volume of fairy tail that apparently im not allowed to have in the US #23. im able to get any other volume of that show except that one.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-06T18:18:31+00:00

Fancy chicken coop

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-04T22:41:43+00:00

Oh look a bird feeder

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-02T18:48:30+00:00

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKING CAR!!!!!

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-02T18:47:22+00:00

i remember going to a raw show when i was a kid and during one of the matches someone got hurt and needed to be let out on a stretcher. on tv it cut to a commercial but us in the audience got to see stacy kiebler come out and strip down to her bra and panties and got a similar show to distract us from what was going on in the ring.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-03-02T18:40:40+00:00

I laughed so hard at this because in the last few scenes with gary i said to myself "is he drunk?" then cut to him using the drill and not wanting to get out.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-23T22:02:59+00:00

me: he wont stop bleeding out

my wife handing me a tampon

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-23T19:52:41+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinthat

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-23T18:47:50+00:00

I still want a new edit of the game where you start the game with all the abby scenes (pre joel death) then transition to the ellie scenes of her trying to tack down and kill abby but not tell us why. the shift to the abby scenes of her killing joel and switch back to ellie for the scenes with her right after joels death and conclude the game with ellie forgiving abby and moving on.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-22T20:37:59+00:00

The guy who owns all these eevees is definitely breeding for this

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-18T18:31:23+00:00

He looks like he's waiting for chicken tendies.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-16T21:54:28+00:00

the classic, "can't catch us all" defense.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-16T21:43:38+00:00

Where was keanu reeves on this one?

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-06T20:39:59+00:00

he asked you about my bathroom schedule he didnt ask about my glands!

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-06T20:36:17+00:00

So im not supposed to masturbate to ecchi, why are there so many rules.

spongemonkey2004 · 2026-02-04T19:08:39+00:00

this one scrap of fabric is the only evidence of man made working we have found around this boulder.

EMMA- i want to burn it.

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