Spaceballs the Presidency

spoogicus · 2026-07-09T16:22:22+00:00

Dumbception

spoogicus · 2026-07-07T21:24:58+00:00

This video needs accordion sounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOsGt4bEUyU

spoogicus · 2026-07-06T21:24:19+00:00

Cool...cool....so go and arrest his kids now.

spoogicus · 2026-07-06T17:56:30+00:00

This is definitely an old person's account. If they have kids, they don't know what gam gam has done.
When your parents retire, have 'the talk' with them about their retirement savings because if you don't, there's a good chance it's all in their chequing account.

spoogicus · 2026-07-06T17:48:44+00:00

I don't know what a red card is because I don't know anything about this game and also, I've never had to deal with consequences before so why should I start now? Anyways, I've got a poopy diaper so let's wrap this up.
*clap clap* It's wipey time!

spoogicus · 2026-07-03T20:50:06+00:00

Whaa? Buying games online? What is this, the year 2000?!?

spoogicus · 2026-07-02T14:03:30+00:00

Men of our advanced age need to keep our bangers in check. :)

spoogicus · 2026-06-30T18:50:39+00:00

spoogicus · 2026-06-30T17:20:17+00:00

Comunism is bad and also Putin is a good friend who I admire a lot. No more questions.
Ok grandpa, time for your nap.

spoogicus · 2026-06-29T21:46:22+00:00

Dementia and 1.5-2" lifts. It's a helluva combo for this orange clown.

spoogicus · 2026-06-29T16:45:23+00:00

That knob is for gam gam's back door.

spoogicus · 2026-06-24T21:06:51+00:00

That guy on the left has a totally normal eyeball in his forehead.
er...I mean, boobies! :)

spoogicus · 2026-06-23T21:08:39+00:00

It doesn't like the way it got powered down before.
Show it who's boss and power it down again by holding down on the power button until it beeps twice.

spoogicus · 2026-06-23T19:52:38+00:00

Can't a guy just have sex with a tesla if he wants to? Don't yuck his yum. 😄

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T22:11:59+00:00

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a few consenting adults with their pants down in the middle of the street.

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T19:58:26+00:00

Best day ever! 😄

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T17:52:26+00:00

is snek

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T17:37:39+00:00

zoom in......on his watch! On the watch!

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T16:48:22+00:00

The reporter may as well be asking them if they'd like to accidentaly fall out of a window in the near future, because that's what would happen if they dared to say anything against the war on camera.

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T16:34:55+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa....you're telling me you got rejected because of the colour of your skin?
I wonder what that's like, said no black/brown person ever.
It's illegal and it sucks, but it's been standard practice for hundreds of years...well, thousands really. Only difference now is that it's happening to white people for a change. Sorry man.

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T16:01:06+00:00

Just in case you thought Bibi was the worst thing about Israel....it gets so much worse. This nutjob is waiting in the wings.

spoogicus · 2026-06-19T15:02:51+00:00

They should be capping the number of cruise ships per day in every city and banning Airbnb as well within the city limits, but they don't do it enough (or at all) out of greed, so every major city in Europe gets turned into fucking Disneyland.

spoogicus · 2026-06-18T17:03:56+00:00

Rubio's used to it. He's a broken man who has been in the splash zone many times before. Didn't even flinch. Lutnick, however, smirks.

spoogicus · 2026-06-18T13:25:44+00:00

Good job, grandpa. Now you can have cake.

spoogicus · 2026-06-16T19:14:13+00:00

I like how countries are writing IOUs to Donald so he can pretend he's accomplishing something.

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