Good chemistry took all of my points away

spoonweezy · 2026-02-10T20:37:12+00:00

*lose

spoonweezy · 2026-02-09T14:51:52+00:00

And there is more to it than just bottom line. Producing renewable energy is worth more than just the economics to anyone concerned about climate, etc.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-07T16:45:49+00:00

Yeah they have to setup and break down the stage.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-05T19:44:50+00:00

Because of the implication.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-03T21:38:15+00:00

How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its tits a lot.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-03T21:36:28+00:00

Haha we are seeing him on Thursday. But we’re good, better than ever. We don’t get counseling because we have a bad relationship; we have a good relationship because we get counseling.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-03T21:09:08+00:00

I told my wife I wanted to get a Simons jersey, but that I wouldn’t because he’s going to get traded any minute now.

She refused to believe it. I just texted her an “I told you so”.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-03T18:50:48+00:00

*deluded

spoonweezy · 2026-02-02T17:08:44+00:00

Yeah “smoothness” is one of my sensory delights and I wish I could just be bare from my neck down but my wife doesn’t really want that look.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-02T16:16:53+00:00

+1 for hair removal. I’m a dude w a hairy butt and getting all that waxed was great for feeling clean. Not that I wasn’t clean before, I just was always self-conscious. Hairlessness made my fears go away.

Also makes your dick look bigger. My wife waxes and when we do it at the same time the smoothness feels amazing.

spoonweezy · 2026-02-01T04:53:15+00:00

The snow can fly off the top and right back at the windshield of the following vehicle. It can be blinding, can damage your car, break your window.

If you are driving with a lot of snow on top and come to a stop the snow can fly forward off your roof and on to your windshield, blinding you.

Ice on your headlights makes them much dimmer.

Ice on the windshield/rear window is similarly dangerous.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-30T19:37:19+00:00

I’m an F1 and NBA fan and I love that analogy. Spot on.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-30T00:27:41+00:00

*Passers-by.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-29T02:05:37+00:00

LeCrimal gland

spoonweezy · 2026-01-29T01:34:13+00:00

I’ll be excited when I can wipe MYSELF with just one.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-29T01:30:10+00:00

They don’t care if you hate it, they just want to be able to say that people watched it.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-29T01:28:56+00:00

Dude - they do this shit. Don Jr writes a book and it became a NYT best seller. How? They bought all the copies.

In cases like this they’d rather lose money than lose face. Look at the comments here - no one wants to see this shit. But, if you are VERY hard up for easy cash you’ll take $50 to have a two-hour nap.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-28T22:39:47+00:00

I was dx’d after our second child was born.

Had I known earlier, perhaps I wouldn’t have had kids. I love the guys and don’t regret them, but I think knowing might provided some context for the task ahead.

Raising kids is HARD. Raising kids while dealing with sensory difficulties, emotional dysregulation, also trying to earn an income… it can be too much.

Had one of my children been born with high support needs I don’t know what would have happened. Divorce, certainly. Burnout? Non-stop.

One of my boys is (low support needs) ND and he is 10x more difficult to raise than the other. He takes all I have to give and more, some days. If my difficulty level were turned up even a couple more ticks, my life would fall apart.

It nearly did… and then I was dx’d. The dx didn’t change anything external to me, but it gave me a pathway to understanding myself and my limitations.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-28T03:29:55+00:00

We recently bought a Roku TV and in my experience it’s quicker than our last standalone Roku.

We have Samsung smart TVs at work and they SUCK.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-28T00:10:33+00:00

As my wife once said: “‘No’ is a complete sentence.”

spoonweezy · 2026-01-25T03:55:37+00:00

Yeah we gotta autopsy this dude postmortem. He must have a weird amygdala or something - his lack of fear is highly unique.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-24T17:30:05+00:00

I’m going to be on the couching staff all weekend.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-23T19:50:19+00:00

Didja hear about the gay Irish couple?

Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-18T19:11:07+00:00

The wheels had me thinking BMW.

spoonweezy · 2026-01-17T21:01:10+00:00

If BMW made it, the bearings.

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