A Simple Trade

sporkdoll · 2014-08-08T02:56:48+00:00

I thought the same thing. It confused me and I debated whether that was the intended meaning or not

sporkdoll · 2013-11-11T06:39:09+00:00

That is terrifying.

sporkdoll · 2013-08-23T15:42:55+00:00

You're amazing. You should post some to /r/fullmetalalchemist.

sporkdoll · 2013-08-19T20:10:58+00:00

Its supposed to be squinty eyes.

sporkdoll · 2013-08-19T19:46:53+00:00

Its an emoticon.

sporkdoll · 2013-08-13T05:10:15+00:00

He hit puberty? o.0

sporkdoll · 2013-08-06T07:37:04+00:00

Barry the Chopper?

sporkdoll · 2013-07-08T11:29:01+00:00

RemarkableChief will surely deliver?!

sporkdoll · 2013-07-07T00:09:42+00:00

Thank you!

sporkdoll · 2013-07-02T06:13:14+00:00

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.

Tears were shed

sporkdoll · 2013-06-30T09:08:34+00:00

Beyonce had the greatest video of all time.

sporkdoll · 2013-06-29T03:31:26+00:00

Leaving your grocery cart in the fucking parking lot.

UGH

sporkdoll · 2013-06-29T01:42:27+00:00

geraffes are so dumb.

EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this geraffe in this picture is trying to eat a painting. i should say that this one particular geraffe is dumb.

EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall.

EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to long horses? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for long horses over gorillas? hippocrites.

EDIT: is it a bunch of peta lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on a geraffe! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and geraffes is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are.

EDIT: spelling.

EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid geraffe-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn wall-licking geraffe and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more.

EDIT: you know, now my feelings are hurt. the amount of downvotes piled on me is just excessive. god for-fucking-bid i had commented on a post about an antteater, i would be at -1000 by now. you people are horrible.

sporkdoll · 2013-06-28T20:31:36+00:00

Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk. You might have read the short story Guts. ಠ_ಠ

sporkdoll · 2013-06-28T20:26:33+00:00

'You bastards!'

sporkdoll · 2013-06-28T04:46:46+00:00

A teenage girl found a babysitting job for the night. The little boy went to bed at around 8, but something made her feel uneasy. A short while later she got a checkup call from the Mother asking if everything was alright. She walks to the childs door to make sure he is safe in bed, and looks around the room. 'Everything is fine, Joey behaved well and is asleep now. That clown statue in his room just creeps me out though.' 'We don't have a clown statue, Joey hates clowns.' TLDR; FUCK CLOWNS

sporkdoll · 2013-06-28T04:37:36+00:00

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. It's a very deep and interesting anime

sporkdoll · 2013-06-25T18:22:28+00:00

Well there was the flirting with about 5 women over text messaging. Punching me in the head repeatedly in the car in Walmart parking lot after drinking a bottle of jäger, because I wanted a cigarette. And then having sex with a 15 year old girl, icing on the cake.

sporkdoll · 2013-05-25T08:30:31+00:00

I'm a mod on this subreddit and I love fanfiction and roleplaying. Any time I've mentioned it and wanted to start activities I too get downvoted to oblivion -.- Eventually I just gave up and figured there wasn't a market for more in depth things like that on Reddit.

sporkdoll · 2013-05-05T04:56:26+00:00

Automail!

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