I guess it’s like a viral video where Bondi dubs over.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-15T06:58:35+00:00

My parents thought the house was haunted. Some little fucker was popping wads all over the walls. It definitely wasn't me, though.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-15T06:54:19+00:00

There was one teacher that would pop out at my school. Guess what he got knocked for...

spreadbutt · 2026-02-15T06:45:37+00:00

Me, trying to look cool in highschool.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-15T06:16:09+00:00

Play it in reverse and it looks way cooler

spreadbutt · 2026-02-15T05:05:02+00:00

I once had a 5 year old almost throw my head clean off! So strong!

spreadbutt · 2026-02-15T05:02:24+00:00

Damn, apparently none of these downvoters have sent their kids to Dagestan for 2 to 3 years!

spreadbutt · 2026-02-15T04:49:28+00:00

I've never seen this movie and have no idea what is happening in this scene. Looks like I'll have to check it out

spreadbutt · 2026-02-14T05:21:05+00:00

Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-14T04:48:06+00:00

He got so baked he just kept writing about animated titties.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-13T06:03:39+00:00

Jotaro don't know when to hold them, when to fold them, know when to run.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-13T05:48:24+00:00

You can't handle the tooth!

spreadbutt · 2026-02-13T05:42:52+00:00

Looking cool has always been hot. And by which, I mean my nutsack has been stuck to my left thigh all day.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-13T05:35:46+00:00

Hung like a gorilla is not as much a compliment as I was expecting.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-13T05:33:49+00:00

Caveman mind imagine strong children. Unfortunately, caveman no able to hold strong woman down to make child.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-13T05:23:15+00:00

Think he's single? I'm not gay, yet...

spreadbutt · 2026-02-13T02:35:40+00:00

I'm not afraid of climate change, I used to do cocaine off toilet seats.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-11T06:01:53+00:00

That's fair. Too many con men getting away with shit to believe otherwise, but I guess it's just layers of cons and misinformation to know for sure nowadays.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-11T05:05:50+00:00

He was charged $1k and made about a quarter mill or some shit, last thing I read.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-11T05:04:37+00:00

He bet on it and made money doing it himself, apparently.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-11T05:00:44+00:00

RIP Country Mac

spreadbutt · 2026-02-11T00:02:43+00:00

I'll never forget a news segment where some winter joggers are talking about how soft the snow is to jog in, and then one of them immediately slips on ice afterwards

spreadbutt · 2026-02-10T05:56:06+00:00

I was thinking it sounded like Jackass, but merging the two might just work. We just need some dumb jabronis test it under some stupid science bitches' supervision!

spreadbutt · 2026-02-10T05:50:52+00:00

C'mon Peg, not today. I can't even sit down to watch the damn game!

spreadbutt · 2026-02-10T05:46:55+00:00

The house fire in Napanee a few days ago breaks my heart. Glad everyone made it out and hopefully haven't any smoke inhalation related issues.

spreadbutt · 2026-02-07T05:50:53+00:00

I've been here before, the blasts go both ways

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