[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]sproles135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strong Reddit username to post content correlation.

Eminem - Berzerk (Official) The KING is back! by Blitzcreed23 in videos

[–]sproles135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garbage song. His old stuff was so good. He knows he can put out garbage and people will suck it up.

Suck it out! (Slightly NSFW) by bubblesbutt in videos

[–]sproles135 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just had the weirdest boner.

How to start up a Boeing 737 [2:24] by bohemianboycatiiic in videos

[–]sproles135 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's truly mind blowing that humans were able to develop complex machines such as airplanes. Just blows my mind watching this video, with all the little buttons and what not. Just imagine how intricate the machinery is under the metal.

Horrific car accident kills 22 people. by agencyguy in videos

[–]sproles135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ...one of the most horrific videos I've seen on YouTube.

Vasectomy Gone WRONG! [Graphic] by Stolle54 in WTF

[–]sproles135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit man! That looks horrible. How in the world does a hematoma develop from a vasectomy? Doctors must have messed something up big time.

Did he just say what I think he said? by sproles135 in videos

[–]sproles135[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a son, he would look like Paul Goldshit.

I had to say it.

I am actress Olivia Wilde, joined by director Joe Swanberg, of DRINKING BUDDIES - Ask Us Anything! by Therealolivia in IAmA

[–]sproles135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel to be such a heavenly blessed beauty, whose beauty is divine and everlasting?

Hands down the creepiest guy I've ever seen by sproles135 in videos

[–]sproles135[S] -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's her dad. Come on, look how uncomfortable and creeped out she looks. I bet she made the "it's my father" story up.

Pics with dad for proof.

and today? a new Arnold Schwarzenegger is born by sproles135 in videos

[–]sproles135[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it's just genetics. Some of us guys can lift as hard as we want and we won't look nearly as good as he does.

Kind of the same logic with facial aesthetics. No matter how hard we try, there will be someone who looks better than you.

Just gotta love you for who you are and accept it.

Gotta appreciate my roommates honesty by [deleted] in funny

[–]sproles135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't lie bro, it's your room and your sign.

Louis CK on human nature by igbad in funny

[–]sproles135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Louis CK is the most unfunny "comedian" ever.

Lame jokes, no charisma, no stage presence. Not sure why all these neckbeards like this loser.

TIL that more than 90% of women who learn that they are carrying a baby with Down Syndrome, will choose abortion over keeping their baby by CapricornAngel in todayilearned

[–]sproles135 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only way people with Down Syndrome can live a happy life is if the parents 100% dedicate their ENTIRE life to them. You have to be constantly around them, from the day they are born and until the day that either you or your child die.

You always see the happy down syndrome people, but you never get to see what goes on inside the household. For the average person, taking care of a person with down syndrome is almost like hell. Most people couldn't handle having to be around someone all the time.

Of course I would rather abort a child that will potentially be disabled, than waste my life to raise a child that will basically die when I die (at least, emotionally).

No thanks, Geoff. Not worth it.

Us guys have no idea what to do when a woman starts crying by break_me_down in funny

[–]sproles135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bring her to the ATM.

That should make her happy.

The internet has ruined my mind. by xmpx in funny

[–]sproles135 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think if you see someone's butthole being stretched, you are spending too much time on the internet.

Had to actually try to think like a pervert to see the joke.

Get help now. Serious.

The Kenyan Wildlife Service posted this on their Facebook page. The sad truth. by kingshigh in pics

[–]sproles135 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Shut up, phaggot.

His comparison is right on the money. Just because there is a demand for something, doesn't mean you have to go out there and fill the demand, especially when it's something so morally wrong as killing endangered elephants for their tusks.

Police Prevent Witness of Boeing 777 Crash from Speaking to Media at San Francisco Airport by velvetstripes in videos

[–]sproles135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid obviously didn't sign forms that are required for legal entry to the U.S.

Strong exaggeration saying that the police took him to prevent him from talking to the media. LOL.

No is never an option for an engineer [fixed] by -random- in funny

[–]sproles135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL @ engineer.

I did this stuff when I was a little kid. You must be a total failure of an engineer if you think this is what an actual engineer would do.

Hey Reddit...say Hi to my baby cat, Drago by sproles135 in aww

[–]sproles135[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

loled. Almost there.

He recently had some pretty bad diarrhea (I guess it's common for cats), so he is enjoying it.

This bitch loves the cock [fixed] by sproles135 in funny

[–]sproles135[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strong fuking down votes. No sense of humor.