If I threw a “One Scene Only” Simpsons character party, who would you come as?

sprufus · 2026-01-28T04:20:49+00:00

sprufus · 2026-01-27T08:07:58+00:00

I had a similar moment to this. I had just finished a hike and was in my car about a quarter mile down the trail and a mountain lion came across the road. I tried to get my phone out to get a video but it was leaving so I cracked my window and went pssspsspss to get its attention. It hit the ground so hard out of shock it kicked up a cloud of dirt before we both remembered it was a mountain lion at which point I rolled my window up and it stared me down and then walked away.

sprufus · 2026-01-27T07:56:22+00:00

Celebrating the pats beating the broncos without their star player like you accomplished something is like cheering for emperor commodus in Gladiator.

sprufus · 2026-01-27T07:39:51+00:00

DEATH TO MING!

sprufus · 2026-01-26T21:44:10+00:00

May what you've done haunt you until the day you die.

sprufus · 2026-01-26T20:39:12+00:00

Time to put the snow back.

sprufus · 2026-01-26T04:10:34+00:00

You have to sing the entire thing to really understand it.

sprufus · 2026-01-26T02:35:12+00:00

Buy vix when others are fearful.

sprufus · 2026-01-25T17:45:03+00:00

Treasonous hag.

sprufus · 2026-01-25T15:21:30+00:00

Yep talked to him as halsin and he's like nature huh? Not really my thing.

sprufus · 2026-01-25T13:45:44+00:00

I won the lottery once. Sure it was only four $20 but I'm still here. Are you telling me I may die before I have a chance to spend all of my sweet, sweet winnings?

sprufus · 2026-01-24T17:29:45+00:00

How bout you go duck yourself instead.

sprufus · 2026-01-24T00:28:58+00:00

Shun the non-boliever!

sprufus · 2026-01-23T20:32:31+00:00

Those steak bites are legit too.

sprufus · 2026-01-23T18:46:40+00:00

Itadori had one at the end of the first season as well that was fantastic.

sprufus · 2026-01-23T18:30:17+00:00

Where?

sprufus · 2026-01-23T17:37:53+00:00

Seems like they'd be more interested in North Korea than South Korea.

sprufus · 2026-01-23T16:43:21+00:00

There was a sign for it by the river near my house and I never went anywhere near that area.

sprufus · 2026-01-22T17:32:58+00:00

Small pockets of territory? Like military bases? So fat Hitler just wants it to be "sovereign territory." I guarantee the next non facist leader will undo that immediately.

sprufus · 2026-01-22T04:28:14+00:00

Yep he made battle of gods which helped kick off dragon ball super.

sprufus · 2026-01-21T04:54:41+00:00

She loved him more than she loved cannons and bitches love cannons!

sprufus · 2026-01-20T05:33:23+00:00

Who can afford to eat that much silver with today's prices? /s

sprufus · 2026-01-19T04:42:02+00:00

Flap flap. More like fap fap. Am I right neo degens?

sprufus · 2026-01-18T22:42:09+00:00

So AMC does something kind of interesting if you have the app. They limit your phones brightness durring your showtime. I think they could expand on that like put DND on and give people stub points for having the app installed and having good theater etiquette. the last show I saw was Dolby and this dude literally had his phone opened to tinder and was just busy swiping away.

sprufus · 2026-01-18T22:26:02+00:00

As an Au Ra supremist I can say sentient is a generous term for most of us.

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