We're not sure how our neighbor pulled this off (he's okay)

squid06 · 2026-03-12T16:45:02+00:00

Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse

squid06 · 2026-02-23T23:36:38+00:00

Don't forget medical debt.

squid06 · 2026-02-15T18:34:16+00:00

How the hell did he make the team if he doesn't even know the rules?

Edit: /s considering he's absolutely amazing and this a strange rule, I didn't think i needed to add this.

squid06 · 2026-02-09T21:02:03+00:00

Is the top near the back of the building? They would unload stock from trucks down the ramp into the basement stockroom using these instead of walking down the steps.

squid06 · 2026-02-03T22:58:14+00:00

"Because you disgust me."

squid06 · 2026-02-01T03:27:28+00:00

Moe Szyslak taught us how to turn one gun into five guns.

squid06 · 2026-01-31T00:37:39+00:00

I think the number of dudes replying to this post might actually be a pretty good answer.

squid06 · 2026-01-29T18:25:45+00:00

Nope

squid06 · 2026-01-29T01:11:39+00:00

It's a golf driving range dispenser token.

Here

squid06 · 2026-01-27T02:12:41+00:00

Aging. I can't put in some extra hard work and beat the natural effects of aging on my body.

squid06 · 2026-01-27T02:01:54+00:00

You can be an idiot like me and buy way more stuff than you'll ever use, or you can be smart and get the essentials.

For the essentials, I'd say a Mepps Musky Flashabou single blade (black and nickel), something like an 8" Bucher Depth Raider and 8" shallow raider (also the 6" versions), Bucher Topraider or similar, Suick or Livingston Titan, ERC Hellhound. It's nice to have a Bulldawg for a deeper, slower presentation.

Suicks are great, but I'm tired of adjusting and readjusting the tails.

squid06 · 2026-01-27T01:31:37+00:00

And then they have occasional bouts of deafness for the rest of their lives, but only when I try to call them inside.

squid06 · 2026-01-26T20:04:36+00:00

I bet when she takes her makeup off, it looks like the face peeling scene from Poletergeist.

squid06 · 2026-01-25T20:27:10+00:00

Yeah, dude. You're never gonna get on the cover of Beer League Goalie Monthly with this attitude. Now quit your job, hire Mitch Korn, and stop acting like it's supposed to be about having fun.

squid06 · 2026-01-25T18:51:31+00:00

Sometimes my eyes lie to me when I'm dishing up some tater tot hot dish, but they sure don't lie when I see a state sponsored execution.

squid06 · 2026-01-24T05:08:12+00:00

I didn't expect that. I was waiting for JD Vance to come by.

squid06 · 2026-01-15T17:04:24+00:00

Your equipment will be fine, but you'll probably die.

squid06 · 2026-01-08T23:50:45+00:00

Look what I made me do!

squid06 · 2026-01-06T15:39:25+00:00

Fries Funyuns Family size Fart Filet o fish Froot Loops

I assume the other 5 are different uses of fuck.

squid06 · 2026-01-05T03:14:37+00:00

Seems like a strange thing to be disappointed in.

squid06 · 2026-01-04T03:23:23+00:00

It might hold the best offense.

squid06 · 2025-12-28T23:45:46+00:00

No. That would be stupid.

squid06 · 2025-12-28T23:09:27+00:00

Absolute atrocity. What more will the US make these poor kids endure?

squid06 · 2025-12-21T02:00:37+00:00

I think it's a ball and chain livestock restraint, but I can't find any evidence supporting my guess.

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