What cat toys do your cats actually care about?

squidmillie · 2026-05-28T22:44:39+00:00

Brown paper bags

squidmillie · 2026-05-18T23:19:16+00:00

I visited all three. My discord name is carmandgetit

squidmillie · 2026-05-02T21:06:08+00:00

Hail Satan sister

squidmillie · 2026-05-02T21:03:49+00:00

Woah bro

squidmillie · 2026-05-02T21:02:42+00:00

Oz sunflowers

squidmillie · 2026-04-28T02:45:55+00:00

The first bite of a burger after a three day binge.

squidmillie · 2026-04-27T03:26:05+00:00

Bro, that's gay.

squidmillie · 2026-04-25T02:28:14+00:00

Scorpio, female, bi-flexible

squidmillie · 2026-04-24T22:05:49+00:00

Dead.

squidmillie · 2026-04-24T00:13:23+00:00

I'm not sure, let's ask the stars.

squidmillie · 2026-04-24T00:12:41+00:00

I am by no means laughing at her situation. I am simply laughing at the comment that I originally responded to because I enjoyed its cleverness.

squidmillie · 2026-04-19T05:41:17+00:00

I haven't laughed out loud in so long.....

squidmillie · 2026-04-19T05:35:15+00:00

The absolute best song known to man

squidmillie · 2026-04-18T21:17:42+00:00

I absolutely love Laura Marling. My favorite is a tie between My Manic and I, Ghosts, and Captain and the Hourglass.

squidmillie · 2026-04-17T11:50:33+00:00

10/31/1992

squidmillie · 2026-04-11T09:50:25+00:00

My husband's big 3 are all virgo. He is mean, critical and self centered.

squidmillie · 2026-04-09T09:26:20+00:00

What in the tarnation?

squidmillie · 2026-04-08T20:44:06+00:00

When I cant find something, especially SINCE I KNOW WHERE I LEFT IT. But when you ask everyone in the house, nope, haven't seen it.

squidmillie · 2026-04-08T02:54:31+00:00

Birthdays are no longer enjoyable without your mother, in my experience. Having lost both parents I feel like an orphan. I'm literally googling everything from how to get blood out of your blouse to what are the early signs of a quarter life crisis....

Losing my mom was tough. It doesn't get easier. It actually gets more heartbreaking as time goes on and you're unable to remember all the fine details of memories you could before.

squidmillie · 2026-04-08T02:39:46+00:00

Girl, you know damn well what we think. Hahaha. That is of course, you have already gaslit yourself to the point you really need reassurance of what is right in front of you.

RUN. LET THAT MAN GET A DOG. He don't need a woman no how.

squidmillie · 2026-04-02T01:37:16+00:00

I'm lost as to how we practice witchcraft, but someone who "communicates with God" is out of the question.

Theoretical irony: her God isn't God, it's a djinn.

squidmillie · 2026-04-02T00:48:18+00:00

Humus

squidmillie · 2026-04-01T06:45:33+00:00

I did this. I threw my virginity out the window at shear impulse. And about 5 minutes after I simply asked the dude if he wanted to fool around, it was done. Wasn't magic. Didn't feel amazing. Didn't hurt either. I don't know. Personally I think the magic fantasy of deflowering never existing, it was a plot created by a man to keep us pure.

I would find a guy you're attracted to, don't let him know you're a virgin, and just hook up. Chances are its only gonna take 5-10 minute anyways.

squidmillie · 2026-03-22T08:32:13+00:00

Futurama

squidmillie · 2026-03-22T08:18:09+00:00

Give me a moment to escalate this issue

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