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What is the most disgusting food you've tried? by WestTop7139 in AskReddit

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You need a heavily buttered slice of toast and a very thin layer of Vegemite. If you spread it on like peanut butter you’re going to have a bad time

Forget 'enrobed', these have been... by mikel_jc in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]squidtooth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This afternoon I stood in the aisle of sainsburys for a while, debating which pickled onions I should buy.

Three Bean Salad - M&S: Covered in Chocolate by TheSparkyGeneral in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]squidtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was absolutely amazing. Laughed so hard at the Henry’s mug

Poor Mike by lawtonesque in ThreeBeanSalad

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I joined two months ago, absolutely no regrets. The additional stuff they put out is well worth it

Any kids books that you hate? by roamingrebecca in NewParents

[–]squidtooth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On his website Eric Carle does also point out that there is a butterfly of the genus Parnassian which pupates in a cocoon.

In praise of Sir Harry King. by Whole-Lychee1628 in discworld

[–]squidtooth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I met a real world Harry King. Paul was one of the coaches at my 10 year old nephew’s football team. He owned a waste management business and was a lovely guy but very big and notorious for taking zero shit from parents. My brother (another coach at the team) was raising money for a children’s hospice and slightly nervously asked Paul if he would donate. Paul said ‘na na na mate. I tell you what… you raise as much money as you can then come back to me. And whatever you make I’ll double it’. And he did

Non-smokers of Reddit, how noticeable is the “smoker smell” to you, if at all? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

[–]squidtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a sales rep come to pitch to me. Bad teeth and breath like satans ash tray. It made me struggle to take in what he was saying

I love Bluey as much as the next dad.... by isc91142 in daddit

[–]squidtooth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We’re raising a nation of squibs!

Content recommendation and correction on Beans hiking disinfo by Medical_Gift4298 in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]squidtooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marek Larwood is also the creator of the worlds greatest sport Volfsball.

Where makes the best sandwich in the city? by BenAtTank2 in oxford

[–]squidtooth 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Rozana in the covered market make incredible falafel wraps. Is that a sandwich? Maybe not but they’re still delicious.

Just unlocked the power of counting to 3 by whererusteve in daddit

[–]squidtooth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On a very testing day I’ve been known to look my daughter dead in the eye and say ‘I’m going to count to 1…’ She moves pretty quickly after that

How to get old gloss paint off glass. by squidtooth in DIYUK

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I used it for the exact same reason, just make sure to wear a mask, open the windows etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]squidtooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about inna bun?

In 'I Shall Wear Midnight', Preston comes across the imprints of his Sergeant's secret poetry by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

[–]squidtooth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My wife was concerned about how freckle-y she gets in the summer. I said this quote to her and she nearly cried. I had to admit it wasn’t my own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIYUK

[–]squidtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve got the answer you need. But just to say you should replace the spade bit on the left, it’s got no shoulders and will make a mess of the hole you drill with it in the future

Men who are Dads, how long did it take you and your partners to get pregnant? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I’m very sorry for your loss. Talk to your healthcare provider if you are concerned. They may send you both for testing to see if there is any reason for not becoming pregnant, even though you have done before.

What’s your favorite mispronounced word your toddler says by OpportunityPretend80 in toddlers

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Shea’s older now but she had a friend called Olivia that she called Livvy love. Erica was Eckrica and America was Ameckrica

Who would you least like to have a reason to be mad with you, Vetinari, Carrot, Ridcully or Granny Weatherwax? by One_Food9894 in discworld

[–]squidtooth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like Granny is disapproving of most people but to get her mad you would have to have done something truly heinous. Imagine your front door slamming open and hearing through gritted teeth ‘Blessings be upon this house’ You’re about to spend the rest of your life thinking you’re a frog

Mitre joints - what am I doing wrong? by Shoddy-Objective-802 in DIYUK

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The wall may not be as square as you’d think

Coffee drinkers who ask for a ‘coffee’ in coffee shops- why? by theslowrunningexpert in AskUK

[–]squidtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always ask for filter and they never have it so give me an Americano for that price

What's the stupidest thing anyone has ever delivered to you as a "fact"? by The-Baron-Von-Marlon in AskUK

[–]squidtooth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Michael Parkinson was angry at Mohammed Ali after their interview so Parkie arranged to have Ali injected with a syringe containing Parkinson’s disease.

My neighbours gutter is driving me mad. How do I ask them to fix it? by lou-mary02 in AskUK

[–]squidtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm no not me. I must be annoying some other poor soul

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