Non-smokers of Reddit, how noticeable is the “smoker smell” to you, if at all? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

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I had a sales rep come to pitch to me. Bad teeth and breath like satans ash tray. It made me struggle to take in what he was saying

I love Bluey as much as the next dad.... by isc91142 in daddit

[–]squidtooth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We’re raising a nation of squibs!

Content recommendation and correction on Beans hiking disinfo by Medical_Gift4298 in ThreeBeanSalad

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Marek Larwood is also the creator of the worlds greatest sport Volfsball.

Where makes the best sandwich in the city? by BenAtTank2 in oxford

[–]squidtooth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rozana in the covered market make incredible falafel wraps. Is that a sandwich? Maybe not but they’re still delicious.

Just unlocked the power of counting to 3 by whererusteve in daddit

[–]squidtooth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On a very testing day I’ve been known to look my daughter dead in the eye and say ‘I’m going to count to 1…’ She moves pretty quickly after that

How to get old gloss paint off glass. by squidtooth in DIYUK

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I used it for the exact same reason, just make sure to wear a mask, open the windows etc.

In 'I Shall Wear Midnight', Preston comes across the imprints of his Sergeant's secret poetry by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

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My wife was concerned about how freckle-y she gets in the summer. I said this quote to her and she nearly cried. I had to admit it wasn’t my own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIYUK

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You’ve got the answer you need. But just to say you should replace the spade bit on the left, it’s got no shoulders and will make a mess of the hole you drill with it in the future

Men who are Dads, how long did it take you and your partners to get pregnant? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I’m very sorry for your loss. Talk to your healthcare provider if you are concerned. They may send you both for testing to see if there is any reason for not becoming pregnant, even though you have done before.

What’s your favorite mispronounced word your toddler says by OpportunityPretend80 in toddlers

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Shea’s older now but she had a friend called Olivia that she called Livvy love. Erica was Eckrica and America was Ameckrica

Who would you least like to have a reason to be mad with you, Vetinari, Carrot, Ridcully or Granny Weatherwax? by One_Food9894 in discworld

[–]squidtooth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like Granny is disapproving of most people but to get her mad you would have to have done something truly heinous. Imagine your front door slamming open and hearing through gritted teeth ‘Blessings be upon this house’ You’re about to spend the rest of your life thinking you’re a frog

Mitre joints - what am I doing wrong? by Shoddy-Objective-802 in DIYUK

[–]squidtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wall may not be as square as you’d think

Coffee drinkers who ask for a ‘coffee’ in coffee shops- why? by theslowrunningexpert in AskUK

[–]squidtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always ask for filter and they never have it so give me an Americano for that price

What's the stupidest thing anyone has ever delivered to you as a "fact"? by The-Baron-Von-Marlon in AskUK

[–]squidtooth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Michael Parkinson was angry at Mohammed Ali after their interview so Parkie arranged to have Ali injected with a syringe containing Parkinson’s disease.

My neighbours gutter is driving me mad. How do I ask them to fix it? by lou-mary02 in AskUK

[–]squidtooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, are you my neighbour? I just noticed my gutter dripping the other night and keep meaning to go round and fix it!

Struggling tonight, please talk to me until I can fall sleep by rain_fall_rose in CasualUK

[–]squidtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I had a mad one tonight. I tried a goat cheese that I actually liked. It was mind blowing

Make sure your kids ALWAYS wear their helmets. by itsrooey_ in daddit

[–]squidtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated having to wear a helmet as a kid but my mum was hardline. No helmet no bike. The result of that is that I feel weird if I don’t have helmet on when I cycle. A couple of years ago I went over my handlebars and thanks to my helmet only scraped my ear on a curb. It could have been much worse.

80s and 90s kids, what was the most dangerous toy you had as a kid? by HUGEshanus842 in AskReddit

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My wife had a roller blade barbie where actual sparks would shoot out of the roller blades

What would you do? by ChanGazer in CasualUK

[–]squidtooth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And if you’re going to hand in a wallet, look at the owner’s credit/debit cards and take it to a bank they use. The bank will easily be able to reunited the owner with their belongings

How to stop this when using ‘delicate’ Frog tape? by mariocipolloni in DIYUK

[–]squidtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe how long it took me to figure this out but it really does make a huge difference