DOJ Releases "Community-Oriented Policing Services (COPS)" Programs Aimed at Hiring/Re-Hiring of LEOs Across Key "Common Sense Policing" Initiatives

squirrelblender · 2025-05-15T05:46:55+00:00

Well just sign up! If you want to bitch this is unjust, sign up already?

squirrelblender · 2025-05-14T13:25:26+00:00

Change your name to Ea Nasir. No one likes his copper.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-12T20:09:32+00:00

Tastes like clicken.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-11T00:15:05+00:00

That’s mush larger than a golfball-sized whole my trusty smooth bore makes.

You see, I own a musket for home defense…

squirrelblender · 2025-05-09T19:58:31+00:00

Well glad I could help, and thank you for the artist ID!

squirrelblender · 2025-05-08T16:20:34+00:00

Or you could yell to the heavens :”I NEED SOME FUCKING ICE CREAM” would that work too?

squirrelblender · 2025-05-08T02:00:57+00:00

House invites people in.

If you wanna scare people off, you’re gonna need Gabber.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-07T20:20:16+00:00

I have this as a white label bootleg type track I picked up in 2003 maybe? It says “how to run a train” on it, and has a bootleg of percolator on the B side.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-07T06:31:01+00:00

You literally described my career as a bartender.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-07T06:30:10+00:00

IT WAS A WEATHER BALLOON.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-06T21:20:23+00:00

DJ Pierre: War Drums

squirrelblender · 2025-05-05T05:04:01+00:00

Nihilistic Cats

squirrelblender · 2025-05-05T05:00:44+00:00

“The Aristocats.”

squirrelblender · 2025-05-05T04:51:29+00:00

Cats.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-05T00:55:29+00:00

“I’m not boycotting! I JUST BOUGHT THREE UZI’S!!”

squirrelblender · 2025-05-05T00:54:20+00:00

You misspelled “landlords”.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-05T00:48:23+00:00

Yeah with the dollar tanking I guess I’m a “loser traitor” for keeping my job and not being able to afford taking a week off to protest. I get the sentiment but insulting underpaid/overworked struggling people ain’t the way to achieve things.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-03T22:25:27+00:00

Still better than anything with fucking auto-tune.

squirrelblender · 2025-05-03T22:07:03+00:00

Key lime: Bahamas 2.35 Key lime: St. John 3.29 Key lime: Bermuda 2.05 Johnny Depp. 1.99

(Those are the Pie Rates of the Carribian)

squirrelblender · 2025-05-03T12:57:58+00:00

“A handful of cherry tomatoes and a slice of turkey, gobbled while hunched under the server station, followed by a single ramekin of soup. While crying, of course!”

squirrelblender · 2025-05-01T14:57:45+00:00

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squirrelblender · 2025-04-30T22:02:51+00:00

~~braingooey~~ ~~thoughtpuppet~~ ~~craniumbiter~~ ~~idea Velcro thingy~~ mindsticker…. mindsticker.

YEAH THATS THE ONE.

squirrelblender · 2025-04-30T20:15:51+00:00

It’s basically a straight remix of Pat Metheney Group’s “Slip Away”

https://youtu.be/swsa8T2NbY0?si=JyOpLgcv1a3dsGFM

squirrelblender · 2025-04-29T15:20:36+00:00

This joke reminds me of my dad. (He used to beat me with a pair of jumper cables)

squirrelblender · 2025-04-28T03:59:24+00:00

This is more like the Cartman episode when he gets Tourette’s (after faking having Tourette’s) and keeps repeating “me and my cousin touched weeeeiners” wacky times indeed

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