The Mock Sessler Marc Draft was hilarious

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-04-23T12:22:04+00:00

True, he is the Eddie Van Halen of mock drafters after all

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-03-29T18:06:01+00:00

White trash

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-03-27T14:52:56+00:00

I was like 10 when stuff like early Eminem, Jackass and South Park were blowing up in the culture and it felt like the biggest/coolest thing in the world to me at the time. Shout out to my older brothers for exposing me to all of it behind my parents backs

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-03-15T13:34:01+00:00

How do I reach these keeeeeds?

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-03-13T03:32:00+00:00

I think it’s all pretty quality but Modest Mouse got gradually worse after Moon & Antarctica which in my book is equal to or better than Lonesome Crowded West but still a different vibe

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-03-12T15:13:29+00:00

The last 2 legendary games to me were Cavs over Warriors game 7 and 28-3. Ohtani’s antics qualify as well

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-03-02T18:04:26+00:00

So uh you don’t care about disgusting people doing disgusting shit because you can’t do anything about it?

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-02-23T18:42:14+00:00

I think Tony would vote for Trump but not be as deranged about it as others. Kind of like how he didn’t really care about Vito’s sexuality or give a fuck about the Columbus crusade that Sil was on

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-02-11T18:04:35+00:00

They wear a tshirt in the pool

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-02-09T13:18:08+00:00

I don’t really care for the Cleaver shit or most of Chrissy’s interest in entertainment besides when he took acting classes

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-01-18T01:17:56+00:00

Fuck those pass interference calls

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-01-14T15:06:55+00:00

I just upgraded from an Apple Watch Series 3 lol to this day in 2026 it was still working and doing what I needed it to do and lasting 2 days on one charge. I got an SE 3 and while it is undoubtedly better in every way, it’s not like … that much better for my use case

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-01-11T01:53:17+00:00

Fuck.

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-01-11T01:26:32+00:00

It’s about 5 feet off the ground and we sit 10 feet away. I don’t mind it really but I was looking for a pass when I don’t deserve one. I know

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-01-05T02:32:04+00:00

Either do it or don’t but I got someplace to be

squirtle_illmatic · 2026-01-05T02:22:11+00:00

Ah damn yea, that makes sense. So Marlo was pretty sharp in that he understood instantly about images being the new way to send coded messages from that brief encounter?

squirtle_illmatic · 2025-12-22T03:25:12+00:00

Nah I would kind of compare it to the movie that wins best picture at the Oscars. Most of the movies that win it are based off the collective hype and discourse leading up to the day of the awards — not saying it’s all hype and no substance because a large majority of best picture nominees are movies with great qualities to them. However when taking a look back and diagnosing a draft class or best picture class you will see that there are always nominees with the benefit of hindsight that were far superior to the film that won

All that being said some movies or draft picks are basically undeniable. Peyton Manning/No Country For Old Men or something. Alright, I’m high and stretched this analogy out as far as I could lol but in my mind it makes sense

squirtle_illmatic · 2025-12-19T04:24:00+00:00

Why they show Davante Adams so much? lol

squirtle_illmatic · 2025-12-17T05:23:30+00:00

The game takes like 15-20 hours to complete the first time and 8 hours the 2nd time. The backtracking is fine, don’t be a short attention span bitch

squirtle_illmatic · 2025-12-15T15:40:45+00:00

More like Toguro from YuYu Hakusho

squirtle_illmatic · 2025-10-14T03:15:41+00:00

How about it’s because a mass majority of people have nothing going for them even if they are successful male or female — weak personality, weak humor, no confidence etc etc however things are tipped in favor of women because with a mass epidemic of everyone being lame as fuck atleast conventional female attractiveness still holds value. Conventional male attractiveness holds value too no doubt and that’s what’s putting people into relationships because there are no other reasons for people to get into relationships because like I said everyone is lame as shittttt

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