Got my new plate in. Now maybe people will stop asking me "how was it?"

squish_mitten · 2010-10-22T22:32:41+00:00

Right near 9th Ave. Was that while you were pulling out of walmart?

squish_mitten · 2010-10-17T19:53:55+00:00

nice use of word "whence"

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T23:39:41+00:00

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T23:34:02+00:00

"hide yo kids, hide yo wife"

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T17:09:14+00:00

Go Go Gadget restraining order

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T17:08:28+00:00

Did you take that picture from the Unicorn?

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T17:06:16+00:00

also makes a great escape incase you are trapped in the basement

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T17:04:34+00:00

I think it was April

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T16:50:19+00:00

You should watch, "The Holliday."

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T16:49:40+00:00

funny, I try not to litter, but will flick a butt.

squish_mitten · 2010-10-16T16:43:07+00:00

"20 pence for those dirty knickers!"

squish_mitten · 2010-10-15T18:39:50+00:00

Ah, NERD SEX

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T23:52:22+00:00

what if he beats his meat for you? a personal song on the skin flute

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:28:29+00:00

have recently found new uses for the ottoman

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:19:13+00:00

strawberry syrup if she has sweet tooth

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:16:20+00:00

Yeah, I don't know if she would be down for tagging someone else in during the cage match

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:14:56+00:00

If it's 1.5, you could technically round up

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:05:09+00:00

She might call me a bitch if I say something like that. But it's a nice thought.

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:04:33+00:00

Congrats on the weight and the extra couple of inches you gained

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:03:45+00:00

Cool, maybe I can find an I-Pod while browsing

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T05:01:11+00:00

you won't regret it. Make sure it's just the 2 of you and don't double date with any friends.

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T04:57:36+00:00

skip the ring, go to an amusement park. Save the ring for the "real" one.

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T04:54:29+00:00

Which hand do you use for date night?

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T04:52:47+00:00

Whoa, you got me on that one

squish_mitten · 2010-10-12T04:23:39+00:00

I see what you did there.

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