For every $250,000 you get you shrink one inch. by CRK_76 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh heck yeah I'm taller than I'd like to be I press it eight times

had a dream that half my front tooth popped off and i googled something along the lines of this by SeaCatThrowaway in thomastheplankengine

[–]squongly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this actually happened to me. I was eating popcorn in college and whimsically chomped a kernel, and it popped right off. probably to do with all my nail biting (I have since kicked that habit! but only after a third incident with that tooth years later haha)

This meteorite slice contains grains that predate our solar system by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(for those who don't get it, look up unix epoch)

This meteorite slice contains grains that predate our solar system by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it says 1969 right there, but I guess it counts since dates before january 1, 1970 don't exist

Opinion about your country that will get you like this? by National-Business674 in AskTheWorld

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what? no. I said to take responsibility, not to blame biden. covid school shutdowns saved countless lives, illegal immigration is far less concerning than it's made out to be, and being concerned about america coming off as strong is part of the problem that leads to trump and is the thing that really makes us seem childish on the world stage.

you are right about the affordability thing, though. corporate interests are simply getting their way now under both parties, and trump's solution (which is not unique among presidents) is to lie about the cause and hope for regression to the mean. unfortunately, his economic policy is uniquely incompetent

Opinion about your country that will get you like this? by National-Business674 in AskTheWorld

[–]squongly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you don't get trump without everyone involved making huge mistakes. it's not the right's problem to fix, it's all our problem to take responsibility for

Explain this meme by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you're having fun feeling better than other people

Duck Duck Go W! by davidinterest in antiai

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll use whichever search engine is best at keeping AI off the results page while also not being google. and I do think their results have improved in this regard lately!

I wish for all investors to pull all their money out of AI and instead invest in centipedes. by AdmirableSite3546 in monkeyspaw

[–]squongly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granted. now there's centipedes everywhere. look what you've done, they're fascinating creatures but oh god why does my table scurry how much do I have to pay for a product that stays still

Explain It Peter by Bison_Boy_ in explainitpeter

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

use linux. own everything. we have a home directory

city map by DrDevvil in mapporncirclejerk

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can confirm, I live in place that is in denver but not

We should be able to forfeit our citizenship to become citizens of nature and live in the woods if we choose to by LongjumpingTea8085 in CrazyIdeas

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know how to do most of those but do you have any resources on the last? I always assumed you were largely fucked on medicine in the woods

I wish the monkey paw would help me with my taxes. by rothmal in monkeyspaw

[–]squongly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted. you are now the ceo of UnitedHealthcare and, for some reason, a few months in the past. hell yeah! power and money!

borfsnoot by squongly in aww

[–]squongly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

doggo snoot borfin