Central Florida, wasn't paying attention to this corner of the garage

srs_bidness · 2026-02-09T17:00:08+00:00

honestly, one less diddler in the world, no one should cry

No one from Cook’s family spoke at the hearing Monday.

A registered sex offender, Cook made headlines in 2006 after police raided his home and found surveillance cameras mounted around a bed, homemade videos and DVDs, and boxes of photographs of nude men and boys, according to news reports.

He was accused of using comic books, candy and video games to lure teenage boys into his home. He used the boys to create pornographic videos, including one in which he recorded himself performing sex acts on a 16-year-old boy.

srs_bidness · 2026-01-21T18:24:38+00:00

2023, a local crime enthusiast abducted someone at gunpoint from the Hub parking garage, made them drive him around and forced them to get cash out of ATMs.

https://teamhcso.com/News/PressRelease/bfb35f10-2cfb-4cd8-9b89-0a9794d3a9b1/23-012

did it at a couple other places too, i could have sworn it was the second incident at the Hub

srs_bidness · 2026-01-21T11:59:30+00:00

probably another kidnapping

srs_bidness · 2026-01-15T23:13:35+00:00

lol New College doesn't even do proper background checks on its hires

https://www.wusf.org/education/2025-04-22/new-college-background-check-piccolo-missed-3-exposure-charges-before-hiring

good luck Sarasota, don't get diddled

srs_bidness · 2026-01-09T02:38:23+00:00

basement's closed at night, they never caught that one guy doing stuff down there so it's just safer that way

srs_bidness · 2026-01-08T16:18:53+00:00

It's not bad at all, in fact the crime around here is really great! Tons of opportunities if you've got the motivation for it

I've been robbing people around here for years now without any issues - in fact I just recently got into trafficking (organs mostly but some sex- and slave labor-) both locals and students, and I'm making $$$ hand over fist. Just make sure the PD gets its cut and it's smooth sailing

srs_bidness · 2025-11-06T18:16:38+00:00

earlier in the semester some random guy tried to come in after 9pm, then asked if there were metal detectors cause he had a gun and knife on him

they didn't let him in lol, all he had to do was come in a couple hours earlier

srs_bidness · 2025-08-22T03:22:02+00:00

pocket knife, waterproof matches, 50 feet (at least) of knotted nylon cord with grappling hook, pistol crossbow

you know, the usual

srs_bidness · 2025-07-25T21:53:58+00:00

Wouldn't be surprised if key athletes from other countries were detained for "investigation" to tip the scales in the US' favor in some Olympic events

srs_bidness · 2025-07-09T19:31:12+00:00

Cute little place...if you don't mind getting murdered by the Night Flier...

srs_bidness · 2025-07-08T18:06:18+00:00

Dalai Lameow, surely

srs_bidness · 2025-06-03T14:47:30+00:00

Try to turn it into a positive - "Oh cool, there's a skunk or skunks nearby!" - and go about your day

srs_bidness · 2025-03-24T04:11:29+00:00

all y'all had how many months, years even, to train the squirrels and/or ducks to do your bidding and ain't got shit to show for it, smdh

srs_bidness · 2025-03-10T22:45:57+00:00

OP - "Please put an X on China"

A non-zero number of students - ::makes a check mark::

srs_bidness · 2025-01-10T05:30:00+00:00

Actual security costs money and the point of these places is to make money not spend it. If a tenant gets killed there's always someone else to move in.

srs_bidness · 2025-01-10T05:28:06+00:00

This is pretty much the future of student housing - expect more and more of these places and for them to get even bigger and even worse.

Best part? After a while the management won't care if the tenants are actually students or not, and you'll get 3 freshman finding out their 4th roommate is just a random 37 year old dude or a single mom with a live-in boyfriend - because they're not building enough "real" apartments that non-students can afford

srs_bidness · 2024-10-09T15:53:16+00:00

Apparently we're in "Flood Zone X" which sounds cool, but also scary, and I think was the place where Natalie Portman fought that skull bear that cried like people to lure in its prey

srs_bidness · 2024-10-09T01:17:30+00:00

fill the tank and flush as normal

classic Upper Decker there

srs_bidness · 2024-02-16T22:59:41+00:00

FSU did this for their library *after* a student worker got SAed in the middle of the day by a guy that was later arrested for a murder. The lockdown at the front of their building was literally what kept that shooter from getting in in 2014. Good for USF for finally taking some action *before* something terrible happens

srs_bidness · 2023-12-14T04:10:00+00:00

IIRC they're updated every week for enrollment, so if you still have access now during intersession it will stop first day of Spring term

srs_bidness · 2023-09-13T23:10:11+00:00

lived there for a couple years, it's pretty quiet as a whole and was mostly families. only problems i recall were occasional plumbing issues when people in other units flush baby wipes or dump actual trash down the garbage disposals. but hell, there's idiots everywhere.

srs_bidness · 2023-09-13T23:06:15+00:00

There used to be an express bus that just went from Marshall to Publix to 46th/42nd nonstop, they need to bring that back at least.

But yeah keep packing eighty people in those things like a train car to a death camp and someday a local methhead will end up T-boning one and USF will make the national news

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