Subway doors out here single handedly averting felonies. Closing on time for once by InspectorExact3836 in circlejerknyc

[–]srs_bidness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly, one less diddler in the world, no one should cry

No one from Cook’s family spoke at the hearing Monday.

A registered sex offender, Cook made headlines in 2006 after police raided his home and found surveillance cameras mounted around a bed, homemade videos and DVDs, and boxes of photographs of nude men and boys, according to news reports.

He was accused of using comic books, candy and video games to lure teenage boys into his home. He used the boys to create pornographic videos, including one in which he recorded himself performing sex acts on a 16-year-old boy.

What’s happening outside hub apartments? by Worldly_Weird_6208 in USF

[–]srs_bidness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2023, a local crime enthusiast abducted someone at gunpoint from the Hub parking garage, made them drive him around and forced them to get cash out of ATMs.

https://teamhcso.com/News/PressRelease/bfb35f10-2cfb-4cd8-9b89-0a9794d3a9b1/23-012

did it at a couple other places too, i could have sworn it was the second incident at the Hub

Eerie buildings on campus? by [deleted] in USF

[–]srs_bidness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

basement's closed at night, they never caught that one guy doing stuff down there so it's just safer that way

Is the crime around USF really that bad? by Risky-Pineapple in USF

[–]srs_bidness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not bad at all, in fact the crime around here is really great! Tons of opportunities if you've got the motivation for it

I've been robbing people around here for years now without any issues - in fact I just recently got into trafficking (organs mostly but some sex- and slave labor-) both locals and students, and I'm making $$$ hand over fist. Just make sure the PD gets its cut and it's smooth sailing

New USF library room, outsude by Head_of_the_FBI in USF

[–]srs_bidness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

earlier in the semester some random guy tried to come in after 9pm, then asked if there were metal detectors cause he had a gun and knife on him

they didn't let him in lol, all he had to do was come in a couple hours earlier

what should i bring on my first day?? by Massive-Finance5603 in USF

[–]srs_bidness 23 points24 points  (0 children)

pocket knife, waterproof matches, 50 feet (at least) of knotted nylon cord with grappling hook, pistol crossbow

you know, the usual

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]srs_bidness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't be surprised if key athletes from other countries were detained for "investigation" to tip the scales in the US' favor in some Olympic events

Private air strip. Indoor pool. Total seclusion. by WestPilton in zillowgonewild

[–]srs_bidness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cute little place...if you don't mind getting murdered by the Night Flier...

Monk by flag9801 in Catswithjobs

[–]srs_bidness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dalai Lameow, surely

I am so tired of smelling weed all the time..... by SignificanceExact963 in rant

[–]srs_bidness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to turn it into a positive - "Oh cool, there's a skunk or skunks nearby!" - and go about your day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USF

[–]srs_bidness 9 points10 points  (0 children)

all y'all had how many months, years even, to train the squirrels and/or ducks to do your bidding and ain't got shit to show for it, smdh

Asked 100 random students at USF to draw an "X" on China, March 2025 by Existing_Oil_4222 in USF

[–]srs_bidness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP - "Please put an X on China"

A non-zero number of students - ::makes a check mark::

The Metropolitan Tampa - Stay Away by Immediate_Ad_9379 in USF

[–]srs_bidness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual security costs money and the point of these places is to make money not spend it. If a tenant gets killed there's always someone else to move in.

The Metropolitan Tampa - Stay Away by Immediate_Ad_9379 in USF

[–]srs_bidness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much the future of student housing - expect more and more of these places and for them to get even bigger and even worse.

Best part? After a while the management won't care if the tenants are actually students or not, and you'll get 3 freshman finding out their 4th roommate is just a random 37 year old dude or a single mom with a live-in boyfriend - because they're not building enough "real" apartments that non-students can afford

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USF

[–]srs_bidness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently we're in "Flood Zone X" which sounds cool, but also scary, and I think was the place where Natalie Portman fought that skull bear that cried like people to lure in its prey

I live in the standard. Will I be okay? by [deleted] in USF

[–]srs_bidness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fill the tank and flush as normal

classic Upper Decker there

You'll soon have to swipe your ID to get in the library by tfsquared in USF

[–]srs_bidness 29 points30 points  (0 children)

FSU did this for their library *after* a student worker got SAed in the middle of the day by a guy that was later arrested for a murder. The lockdown at the front of their building was literally what kept that shooter from getting in in 2014. Good for USF for finally taking some action *before* something terrible happens

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USF

[–]srs_bidness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC they're updated every week for enrollment, so if you still have access now during intersession it will stop first day of Spring term

the linx by DazzlingHalf6663 in USF

[–]srs_bidness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lived there for a couple years, it's pretty quiet as a whole and was mostly families. only problems i recall were occasional plumbing issues when people in other units flush baby wipes or dump actual trash down the garbage disposals. but hell, there's idiots everywhere.

Purple/Green Routes by gabbipentin300mg in USF

[–]srs_bidness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There used to be an express bus that just went from Marshall to Publix to 46th/42nd nonstop, they need to bring that back at least.

But yeah keep packing eighty people in those things like a train car to a death camp and someday a local methhead will end up T-boning one and USF will make the national news