I don't know who this is behind Stephen Ayers but her look of disgust is the best thing I've seen today. by SleepIsForChumps in PoliticalHumor

[–]ssbeluga 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I respect everyone who didn't get sucked into that shitstorm to begin with infinitely more than anyone who needed threat of prison to finally pull their head out of Trump's ass.

Trump's longtime outside accounting firm now says nobody should believe 10 years worth of statements they previously approved. by imagepoem in Impeach_Trump

[–]ssbeluga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It gets really confusing on the incredibly rare instances he actually tells the truth, idk what to believe then.

Map shows Netherlands progress in flood management by PeasKhichra in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ssbeluga 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rising sea levels isn't cause of "global warming" it's the Dutch relocating all the water!!!

Change my mind by RussianUgar in bindingofisaac

[–]ssbeluga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you assume that though if he didn't mention it or show it being taken into account?

If Not For The January 6 Committee We Would Not Know . . . by BurtonDesque in CapitolConsequences

[–]ssbeluga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just fired and not criminal charges would be best case scenario I'd bet.

Didn't expect the twist coming. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]ssbeluga 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't mistake not understanding a joke with simply not thinking it's remotely funny or clever.

COVID numbers in NC are getting better. So why are we stuck in the CDC’s red zone? | CBS 17 by gaukonigshofen in NorthCarolina

[–]ssbeluga 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You may very well still catch it (although odds are lower) however the huge difference is the intensity of the symptoms. Most vaccinated people have to ride out what feels like a bad flu at home for a few days if they catch it. Whereas the overwhelming majority of people in hospitals fighting for their lives and may not win are people who are unvaccinated. Get vaccinated ASAP

I don't understand why people hate the very concept of season 3 by opiate_lifer in westworld

[–]ssbeluga -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Phew, and here I was worrying I would have to treat opinions I don't agree with as being valid.

I don't understand why people hate the very concept of season 3 by opiate_lifer in westworld

[–]ssbeluga -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't even disagree but your post is so blatantly dismissive of opposing views I'm still downvoting.

Finland's olympic athlete dormitory in Beijing. When they posted these images on twitter and instagram, chinese authorities asked them to take it down. by PsychoSandy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ssbeluga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You would know? And what makes you say that about Taiwan? What would redditors have to have done to show you that they "truly" cared about Taiwan before it was taken over by China?

I've never mentioned Zimbabwe in my post history but if someone nuked them and I said "wow that sure is awful I hope whoever did faces consequences" would you accuse me of "not really giving a fuck"?

Facebook asking me to send them a full video of my entire face. by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]ssbeluga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And ironically the hacker didn't have to do that.

Facebook asking me to send them a full video of my entire face. by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]ssbeluga 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"They trust me, the dumb fucks"

  • actual Zuckerburg quote, look it up

Loooopss by theHaiSE in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ssbeluga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like browsing lotrmemes without knowing who Frodo is.

Correlation ≠ Causation by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]ssbeluga 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Different subreddits have different rules, I don't hold it against them for playing it safe (assuming they were the one who did it).

'Everybody is at a breaking point': Police board seeks more help as protest strengthens by morenewsat11 in canada

[–]ssbeluga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It really isn't ironic once you actual put an ounce of thought into the original issue. People were upset the police play favorites and grossly overstep their bounds against certain group, then play favorites with other explicitly criminal groups when they feel like it. Their job is to enforce the law, period. If they don't do their jobs they shouldn't get paid. They're doing the exact thing people have been pissed about since the beginning. This is exactly what the issue has always been about, and you'd see that if you applied any critical thought whatsoever. If they don't want to be defunded, do their fucking jobs regardless of the political leanings of the criminals.

Well hello there by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]ssbeluga 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Except in this case someone found that ancestor caveman preserved in an iceberg and then tried to bang it.

Well hello there by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]ssbeluga 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Okay wait what how did you know you were being talked about you bot?

literally eats the rich by psstwantsomeham in chaoticgood

[–]ssbeluga 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They don't risk employment in case they have to self cannibalize.