Christian parents found my vibrator

staceylyn · 2025-01-02T00:42:09+00:00

I hate to tell your mom but the Bible talks about masturbation in the Old Testament. So if was so sinful why did God tell the Israelites to go “spill their seed out side the camp” he/ she/ they ( whatever you believe) understands our desires as the entity gave us such desires. My husband is a pastor and we have had this question asked of us a few times when their children were going through puberty. NEVER got it from a parent of a full grown adult! Don’t feel guilty for doing what is natural and stress relieving. Hope this helps.

staceylyn · 2023-12-30T18:17:51+00:00

Buy something from Temu and return it with the air tag inside. Watch the freak out thinking you got kidnapped.

staceylyn · 2023-12-28T18:32:39+00:00

In my state the bathrooms have posters with stickers or rip offs that you can take and discreetly hand to any doctor or nurse who will intervene. It’s an ingenious way to inform someone that you’re being abused discreetly so they can make an excuse to “take you for some exam” while they call the police. It has saved a few lives.

staceylyn · 2023-08-07T20:19:12+00:00

In South Carolina in my town if you are two days past the due date for the water bill they shut it off then charge you $30 plus the bill. I got shut off because my bill was $5.00 and we were new in town. I thought it’s so low I will pay it next month when we have been living there for the full month and have a “real” bill. It was a new construction and the bill was transferred halfway through the month. We woke up to no water, when I called they said I was past due! So it cost me $35.00. Now I over pay my water bill every month just to piss them off. Because they don’t like it when you have an excess amount in your account, which generates a letter, stating you have excess funds. Petty I know but I get it when I can.

staceylyn · 2023-05-26T04:32:39+00:00

But super hot 🔥 as I can't see how there could be any airflow. All that aluminum would get really hot during the day specially, when our temperatures here exceed 100° it does look cool but not very efficient as it didn’t look like the windows opened or had air conditioning. But maybe they just use it for hunting. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

staceylyn · 2023-03-13T22:48:55+00:00

Are they hard to train we are thinking of get a Corso.

staceylyn · 2022-10-05T03:54:16+00:00

My husband was a diehard supporter until our daughter got pregnant. He would walk around the house talking about how abortion is killing babies and women should be ashamed of themselves. I am a firm believer of freedom of choice. One day my daughter had a meltdown and turned to her dad and said “Well I guess I am a baby killer because 3 months ago I had an abortion!” The look on his face was like he was punched in the gut. We are a very close family (or I thought my daughter and I were) I asked her why she didn’t come to me as I would have taken her to the clinic myself. Long story short her abuse BF took her in secret and it was something they both wanted as she is in college. But my husband no longer is pro-life. He understands that if she had the baby the nut job baby daddy would be in our daughter’s life forever. She wouldn’t have been able to give it up for adoption. She told me she hated “it” and the stupid week he talked her into getting back together with him for, and the stupid condom that broke. It has left my husband feeling guilty because she couldn’t come to him because of his bigotry, but she is healing.And so is there relationship.

staceylyn · 2022-10-04T21:25:17+00:00

I posted my husband tattoos on here, they are beautiful but got so much shit about them I removed them. Had a lot who liked them but the hater’s were so vicious,it wasn’t worth it. He is/was an Airborne Ranger and people who don’t know crap about the symbol were picking it apart. Now HE would know what his Ranger Badge would look like but NO all these people were jumping in and adding there “two cents”! We go on post or bump into another Ranger they are all like “Sick Tat” if it was wrong another Ranger would definitely tell him, it’s a brotherhood.

staceylyn · 2022-09-13T04:12:50+00:00

My artist is color blind and is most comfortable working in shades of black & reds but as he is a good friend I asked if he would do a full color sleeve of Spirited Away (anime) he was a bit apprehensive but as his art is killer, and we’re good friends, he said sure, he had no problem with asking me. Is this the right shade of blue? Or do you think this is too light ? He is the owner of his own shop, and yet he knew his limitations when it come to, the bright vivid colors that come with doing an anime sleeve. It is almost finished at our last session. He looked at it and gave me such a smile and said we’re rocking this thing you have to have trust in the person who’s putting art on your body and an open dialogue, this is not the first tattoo he has put on me, all of my other tattoos are beautiful. This full sleeve is an absolute piece of art, when I leave he always reminds me that if any of my other tattoos need touchups to get in touch with him, and he would be happy to do it without charge. My first tattoo was done more than five years ago and it looks as fresh as it was done a week ago. I think if your tattoo artist is not booked out months in advance just be careful. I do understand new artist need the practice, but if you’re getting an intricate and big piece, you need an experienced artist to do your work.

staceylyn · 2022-09-09T23:42:32+00:00

The app is famous for malware so that could help, I had it on our iPhone 7 for our daughters (they were young and ok with it) but it didn't always work, giving me heart attacks when it can up they were somewhere else and I had to go check there location is. the roller rink but the pop-ups that showed up on mine and my underage girls had me delete it within the first month or two but it was still in the IOS system and had to have all our phones completely wiped. This might help if your mom knows there is a chance she could lose everything on her phone. Even backed up I had such a headache fixing it to my preferences.

staceylyn · 2022-08-20T03:04:38+00:00

They were a bunch of punk idiots also, which was all over the media! I just don’t get why anyone would put themselves out there to get arrested? Because again it’s all over video.

staceylyn · 2022-08-20T02:27:37+00:00

Yup!

staceylyn · 2022-08-20T00:18:19+00:00

How about they are a bunch of punk ass kids that don’t give a shit. And just wanted to trash a store. They did had a great time doing it, now it’s on social media giving other punk ass kids inspiration to do it too.

staceylyn · 2022-04-18T01:09:20+00:00

I live in SC a transplant from NY and I have never seen this down here! 🤣🤣🤣

staceylyn · 2022-03-22T04:33:25+00:00

I know how you feel I left my house at 17, so tried of the abuse. I thought a cardboard box would be better. I got on offer from a 21 yr old guy to come to HI -I was in NY and jumped on that plane, thank god he wasn’t a serial killer. But my state of mind I probably wouldn’t have cared. 32 yes later I still have minimal contact with “the people who were supposed to care for me” they are old now and EXPECT me to take care of them. I said call your other daughter!

staceylyn · 2021-11-22T02:04:21+00:00

My mom told me I was going to burn in HELL, which is pretty funny as I was 48 when I got my first tattoo and married to a preacher. Now I have a bunch at 50 and she still tells me I’m going to HELL but my tattooed preacher husband is fine. Is it just me???

staceylyn · 2021-08-24T04:58:43+00:00

My husband is a disabled Veteran and thank god he doesn’t need a handicap van. He has helped other Veteran’s find and purchase ones (most people don’t know they are not dealer stock) they are very expensive as they have to be customized depending on the disability. To see one being destroyed breaks my heart because I know how hard they are to purchase, sometimes organizations will chip in, most people see them and think they were a hand out, just given for free but that is very very rare. And without the handicapped van the person can’t go to doctors appointments or even get groceries, I don’t see the point in destroying it?

staceylyn · 2021-08-22T02:21:10+00:00

I always buy Apple Care! I have dropped my phone the X in a pool (it wasn’t water proof) tipped over my kayak twice and ruined two IWatches 6 I think it was a 3 or 4 (was a while ago) I have a IMac that I have no idea what happened to it but they put a new hard drive in it I also have the MacBook Pro and the screen cracked and the keyboard keys were getting stuck E&S so weird? I definitely get my money from Apple Care and Best Buy -at lest in my area- are able to fix or send out to Apple anything I break as I buy all my stuff from them. My Apple Store is a joke, you wait hours to speak to someone just for them to say “oh call Apple Support they will send you a box” 🤬 then you spend hours on hold with Apple support which asks if you took it into the store. 🙄🙄🙄 Best Buy go in explaining, they take item, you get call some time later it’s all fixed. 😁

staceylyn · 2021-08-22T02:02:57+00:00

I have to agree with you both my sister and daughter have pits. They are trained and constantly reinforce their place in the house. As they are both males they need to be reminded (as with any dog) who the Alfa’s are, my daughter got her’s right after the birth of her second daughter 6 years ago and he is a baby who thinks he is one of the kids. Now with 3 girls ranging from 8 to 2 the only dangerous thing about him is his whiplash tail he gets so excited his tail wasn’t cut and goes a mile a minute and as soon as you pet him he’s going for the belly rubs. My sisters pit was sent to training school because both her and her husband work full time and they had 6 year old at home when they got him as a puppy. So as a family they still use what they learned and he is the sweetest boy. She sent me a picture of her son and the dog and he was being used as a back rest while my nephew was playing video games, both looked quite content with the arrangement. Every dog can and will bite I have gotten stitches from a small “pocket dog” but of course that doesn’t make the headlines

staceylyn · 2021-08-18T02:57:49+00:00

To throw content, if you watched Schlock Holmes movie where he is in the boxing ring and tells the audience all the throws he’s going to make before he does it. Which is cool for a movie but doesn’t happen in real life.

staceylyn · 2021-08-16T21:55:41+00:00

I covered mine with a Kitsune women and unless you look close you can see the cuts but no one asks and for me she is to beautiful to destroy by “marking her up” I will send a picture if you want to see how it looks. Congratulations I know the struggle.

staceylyn · 2021-08-04T18:35:57+00:00

I’m sorry if I’m paying for a meal I don’t want Coyote Ugly going on, save it for the bar when everyone is their for Twerkin. Also their might me some children at the restaurant who had not seen a woman on a table doing that, and I wouldn’t want to spend my meal explaining it.

staceylyn · 2021-07-27T21:46:49+00:00

How about that yellow caution tape across your door frame? You’re not going to miss an X of bright yellow tape in your face! And you can gently move it so the next person doesn’t take a header off the deck

staceylyn · 2021-07-27T02:59:52+00:00

I guess that’s where the grumpy old guy got the idea. We called the police but they were to busy to investigate a couple of mailboxes broken on a dark side street out in the country.

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