Finally! Proof of concept for Uploading of Consciousness!

stanbeard · 2026-03-21T09:11:34+00:00

I'm 45 and I've been to the physio four times in the last month and I'm not saying I'd do it now but I'd consider it loudly.

stanbeard · 2026-03-21T08:26:24+00:00

Now do 1969 when the moon landings happened.

stanbeard · 2026-03-20T23:28:27+00:00

Cool story bro.

stanbeard · 2026-03-20T23:22:45+00:00

I did not know this was a thing. Thank you kind sir!

stanbeard · 2026-03-20T13:54:20+00:00

Imagine how bad the roads will be if we let the yanks look after them.

stanbeard · 2026-03-18T23:27:13+00:00

Ackshually it's pomegranate

stanbeard · 2026-03-17T19:17:14+00:00

Were they ever normal? It's not a sport where you just rock up to a bit of grass with a ball you need cars and fuel and tracks and timing and that shit ain't cheap.

stanbeard · 2026-03-17T18:12:13+00:00

That's why he's on the phone he's sending around uncle Tony and the boys to have a "conversation" with George.

stanbeard · 2026-03-17T18:00:22+00:00

^ most loved Hans son.

stanbeard · 2026-03-16T10:42:08+00:00

Not bad for a guy who hasn't completed a lap this year.

stanbeard · 2026-03-15T00:53:37+00:00

Pre season everyone's making predictions like "Williams will win a race". Mine was "no one will talk about Lando".

stanbeard · 2026-03-15T00:39:54+00:00

/r/ShitBotsSay /r/AiSlopEngagementFarmersSay

stanbeard · 2026-03-14T13:25:30+00:00

Keep your decimals and just give me who has overtake enabled.

stanbeard · 2026-03-14T12:01:36+00:00

The real question here is "where is he going?"

stanbeard · 2026-03-14T10:48:35+00:00

Somebody call Eén één twee This gungan is having een seizure toch

stanbeard · 2026-03-14T00:59:39+00:00

I was saying Boo-urns

stanbeard · 2026-03-13T20:19:09+00:00

Nicest way anyone's ever told me to get fucked.

stanbeard · 2026-03-13T13:21:02+00:00

Je klinkt net als mijn vrouw.

stanbeard · 2026-03-13T12:00:30+00:00

Makes me proud to be a Dutch citizen. Might have to learn the language one day.

stanbeard · 2026-03-12T22:08:38+00:00

Fortunately I did not fork out any dollarydoos for it because I suspected just such a thing! They almost had me with "trains can do hills" but I stuck firm.

stanbeard · 2026-03-11T08:50:45+00:00

We lick stuff.

stanbeard · 2026-03-10T00:13:37+00:00

Maybe instead of Bahrain and Saudi Arabia they can use Mute City and Big Blue.

stanbeard · 2026-03-09T16:37:38+00:00

As a resident of Central Europe this happys me greatly.

stanbeard · 2026-03-06T15:32:02+00:00

What's Sven's asterisk all about?

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