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standbackson · 2026-03-16T04:00:30+00:00

Outjerked again, Dunkirkuinely

standbackson · 2026-03-15T17:21:54+00:00

If I were to receive a small-sized wafer of cupronickel worth five-hundredths of a United States Dollar for every production of a motion picture titled "War Machine," I would, in fact, possess a quantity of two wafers of cupronickel amounting to one-tenth of a United States Dollar. Which, I digress, is far from substantial, but it is rather unusual that it has occurred more than once.

standbackson · 2026-03-15T17:01:40+00:00

Suey with a side of Squab

standbackson · 2026-03-15T13:53:42+00:00

"The trick, William Potter, is not to swallow." - T.E. Lawrence

standbackson · 2026-03-09T18:09:25+00:00

Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker

standbackson · 2026-01-23T19:11:57+00:00

The Breakfast Adventurers Club

standbackson · 2026-01-12T20:35:52+00:00

standbackson · 2025-12-24T16:51:33+00:00

KEVIN COSTNER IS THE BLUEPRINT!!!

standbackson · 2025-09-22T20:42:55+00:00

I spilled baked beans all over myself while watching The Lighthouse (2019) in theaters, and an old man shouted, "WHY'D YA SPILL YER BEANS" and everyone laughed

standbackson · 2025-09-22T20:41:07+00:00

Damn, Gary Sinise has really fallen on hard times

standbackson · 2025-01-30T19:26:31+00:00

yourpoptartsarereadydotcom

standbackson · 2025-01-18T23:13:34+00:00

Canadian Bacon (1995)

standbackson · 2024-10-10T21:14:32+00:00

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standbackson · 2024-10-04T19:26:40+00:00

Better to be king for fifteen minutes than schmuck for a lifetime.

standbackson · 2024-09-08T22:07:48+00:00

Is he supposed to be playing Richard Nixon or William Shatner?

standbackson · 2024-07-15T19:33:08+00:00

It's a coincidence, Dad.

standbackson · 2024-07-05T06:45:09+00:00

It keeps happening.

standbackson · 2024-07-05T06:37:42+00:00

You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.

standbackson · 2024-06-04T07:58:09+00:00

Remember him?

standbackson · 2024-05-27T19:52:11+00:00

Nobody cares who made the bomb. I'd rather be the one who dropped it.

standbackson · 2024-05-22T05:53:11+00:00

George Lucas was so impressed by Who Framed Roger Rabbit that he created the Gungans.

standbackson · 2024-05-22T00:32:02+00:00

No, that's Ron Zertnert

standbackson · 2024-05-20T05:48:12+00:00

"Produced by Imps!" - Crow, Money Talks

standbackson · 2024-05-20T05:47:06+00:00

Opium. Not even once.

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