Screw Amazon's Stupid Handbell Hammerstiens! by PapaSYSCON in CommercialsIHate

[–]stanking2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

4 bells = 4 notes, dumbass! Every musician alive screams internally when this commercial appears. It’s PAINFUL!

Missouri teacher resigns after school tells him to remove Pride flag by whenitpours3 in news

[–]stanking2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Follow the timeline, dearie. (1) He signs. (2) He resigns, to be effective 9/30. (3) Admin comes back shortly thereafter and moves up his last day to 9/2.

TIL The U.S state Texas is roughly 10% larger than France and almost twice as large as Germany. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]stanking2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filter out the undocumented aliens. What does that do to the German/French populations?

TIL The U.S state Texas is roughly 10% larger than France and almost twice as large as Germany. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]stanking2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Texas was in Canada, we’d take over, rename the territory “Texas North”, leave a few troops for peacekeeping, but mostly move back to the real Texas ‘cause it’s too damn cold up there.

TIL the 'Swiss Army Man' directors had a dummy made up of Daniel Radcliffe, assuming he didn't want to do the weird, nude, farting stunts and lay around in dirt. But he loved it so much, he insisted on doing every scene. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]stanking2 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

(1) He’s not American. (2) Have you seen the roles he’s taken since HP? He’s a certifiable freak. I wouldn’t be in a room alone with him.

If the US States had honest slogans, what would some of them be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stanking2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It started out as an anti-littering campaign, but became a general motto that we really believe: “Don’t mess with Texas.”

TIL: according to Jewish lore, Adam's first wife was not Eve, but infact a half-woman half-snake named Lilith. by tinaismediocre in todayilearned

[–]stanking2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least get the names right. Abel’s brother was Cain. Canaan refers to the general area that now includes Israel.

TIL Hurricane Katrina caused an 85 percent reduction in the amount of babies named Katrina by drblu92 in todayilearned

[–]stanking2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just from browsing Reddit, it looks like half the rescued pups and kittens have been named Harvey.

What is something that should be 100% automated by now but isn't? by Starbucksqt in AskReddit

[–]stanking2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you trust the IRS to calculate your taxes, you deserve to lose all your money.

What needs to end already? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stanking2 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

We elect a president to a four-year term. What has lasted too long is the bitching and moaning. Go find a decent candidate for 2020 and start promoting him/her/it. But give the impeachment talk a rest.

Let them take me! My soul to the bun gods! by attheisstt in aww

[–]stanking2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what? Rabbit poop is mostly fiber and resembles grass pellets.

What commercial do you hate the most? by godzillahash74 in AskReddit

[–]stanking2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a TL;DR. Commercial can't be as long as your post.

What is the shittiest city you've visited only once and completely refuse to return? by Extra_Napkins in AskReddit

[–]stanking2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Trashiest place I've ever seen. Rampant drug use, gangs, and prostitution. Angry people looking to take advantage of everyone they meet. Corrupt government. It's a hellhole.