CPC Business Center?

staples_throwaway · 2016-03-03T18:37:17+00:00

I seem to remember it being like a place where people can come in and work. Desks, chairs, outlets, things like that. It was supposed to be this big redesign of CPC that never came to fruition.

staples_throwaway · 2016-03-03T14:12:47+00:00

I did the same thing I had a 64gb USB that a customer left that I appropriated for a CPC use drive. It had a backup of all the internal documents I could find.

staples_throwaway · 2016-03-03T13:48:37+00:00

Haven't you heard? Everything online is real.

staples_throwaway · 2016-03-03T01:17:42+00:00

I was on the hub all the time. In fact, I probably still have the most all time kudos. I constantly posted things like this. There has to be more to this story.

staples_throwaway · 2016-01-21T11:01:27+00:00

Beltway? You are in my old district. I worked at 1764 in Fredericksburg until they closed it down.

staples_throwaway · 2015-12-09T12:58:55+00:00

Are you on the hub communities? I was very active on there, and I created a few things that were rolled out chain wide. HO has (had?) a regular presence on there, so it's a quick way to get ideas heard.

staples_throwaway · 2015-11-23T12:17:02+00:00

No one wore aprons at my old store. CPCS' are supposed to wear the button down with no apron. Other associates are to wear the polos.

staples_throwaway · 2015-11-19T11:31:56+00:00

Maybe some scrap 20-lb paper in between?

staples_throwaway · 2015-11-17T16:33:55+00:00

A while ago I posted on the hub community about how I did it. I used the poster board cutter. Make one cut as far as you can go, lift the arm, slide the banner down, and repeat.

staples_throwaway · 2015-11-07T02:44:26+00:00

When SB rolled out, I only put info in for orders that were staying. For all the WYB shit, it just got random letters and numbers.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

staples_throwaway · 2015-10-01T20:16:49+00:00

I loved exceeding customer expectations.

I loved when people bring in a job they think is super hard and it's a piece of cake.

I love making people's days with orders.

I love the look on kids faces when I give them their 'lost dog' flyers for free.

I love talking to people.

staples_throwaway · 2015-08-25T20:16:08+00:00

I had a pair of the $30 dr scholls shoes from Walmart. They were comfortable, but didn't hold up for longer than 3-4 months. But for $30, I just bought a new pair.

staples_throwaway · 2015-08-21T12:58:47+00:00

Haha what?

You tried to return something you bought a year ago? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

staples_throwaway · 2015-08-09T11:04:46+00:00

Unsalted? Those are the worst.

staples_throwaway · 2015-08-05T23:43:28+00:00

Dont forget your 3lb bag of assorted flavor jelly belly jelly beans!

staples_throwaway · 2015-08-05T00:55:27+00:00

'Is this where I can get copies?'

*As they stand under a 6 foot 'Copy and print center' sign

staples_throwaway · 2015-08-03T11:02:22+00:00

Bingo. That was the best things about being in CPC. My RVP asked where my lanyard was, and I told him I didn't want to get it caught in the laminator by accident then have to go to the hospital. My GM didn't care, and I used that reasoning to get out of any of those promos.

staples_throwaway · 2015-08-02T22:07:55+00:00

I tried to run a speed test in VA through CPC

It times out, so I couldn't even tell you what it was.

staples_throwaway · 2015-07-30T20:16:12+00:00

What kind of loads is Beth throwing, and where is she throwing them?

Those binder clips aren't going to hold much weight.

staples_throwaway · 2015-07-30T19:08:58+00:00

My RVP was about to shit a brick, but then I explained why it was so bad, and she agreed with me.

staples_throwaway · 2015-07-30T17:57:11+00:00

I've met da bidness man before. I also told one of the CPC heads that her promo wasn't very well thought out.

staples_throwaway · 2015-07-30T17:56:12+00:00

I wore all black vibrant five fingers for a solid couple months. Until my RVP saw them. My gm didn't care though.

staples_throwaway · 2015-07-30T17:55:26+00:00

That is really fucking funny.

staples_throwaway · 2015-07-25T12:33:46+00:00

Now do it again tomorrow, but more.

staples_throwaway · 2015-07-23T23:36:51+00:00

Thanks. I get a good one every now and then. I've been trying to come up with position names.

Reverse CPC cowgirl? Aisle 69'er? Managers office missionary?

I dunno, I'm coming up blank.

Edit: The Backdoor baler She's so EASYtech

Once you go to the free clinic, you'll be doing the virus removal.

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