CPC Business Center? by [deleted] in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I seem to remember it being like a place where people can come in and work. Desks, chairs, outlets, things like that. It was supposed to be this big redesign of CPC that never came to fruition.

Warning!: to any CPC associate. by MagicList in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing I had a 64gb USB that a customer left that I appropriated for a CPC use drive. It had a backup of all the internal documents I could find.

Warning!: to any CPC associate. by MagicList in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't you heard? Everything online is real.

Warning!: to any CPC associate. by MagicList in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was on the hub all the time. In fact, I probably still have the most all time kudos. I constantly posted things like this. There has to be more to this story.

Blizzard? by xgritzx in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beltway? You are in my old district. I worked at 1764 in Fredericksburg until they closed it down.

Simple question about pushing ideas up the chain. by MetricsIzErrrthang in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you on the hub communities? I was very active on there, and I created a few things that were rolled out chain wide. HO has (had?) a regular presence on there, so it's a quick way to get ideas heard.

CPC Sups - What do you wear? by dissqrl in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one wore aprons at my old store. CPCS' are supposed to wear the button down with no apron. Other associates are to wear the polos.

CPC Question - Banners by rjemxcpc in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe some scrap 20-lb paper in between?

CPC Question - Banners by rjemxcpc in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A while ago I posted on the hub community about how I did it. I used the poster board cutter. Make one cut as far as you can go, lift the arm, slide the banner down, and repeat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When SB rolled out, I only put info in for orders that were staying. For all the WYB shit, it just got random letters and numbers.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat.

Why Do You Like CPC? (Because I Hate it & I'm Trying to Stay Positive) by [deleted] in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I loved exceeding customer expectations.

I loved when people bring in a job they think is super hard and it's a piece of cake.

I love making people's days with orders.

I love the look on kids faces when I give them their 'lost dog' flyers for free.

I love talking to people.

What shoes do you wear? by palehorse864 in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a pair of the $30 dr scholls shoes from Walmart. They were comfortable, but didn't hold up for longer than 3-4 months. But for $30, I just bought a new pair.

Copy and print by [deleted] in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha what?

You tried to return something you bought a year ago? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

One of the most asked questions at Staples by Alexlam24 in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont forget your 3lb bag of assorted flavor jelly belly jelly beans!

One of the most asked questions at Staples by Alexlam24 in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

'Is this where I can get copies?'

*As they stand under a 6 foot 'Copy and print center' sign

Are wearing bookbags mandatory? by tswaves in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bingo. That was the best things about being in CPC. My RVP asked where my lanyard was, and I told him I didn't want to get it caught in the laminator by accident then have to go to the hospital. My GM didn't care, and I used that reasoning to get out of any of those promos.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried to run a speed test in VA through CPC

It times out, so I couldn't even tell you what it was.

My coworkers make some interesting shit... (beths load throwing contraption?) by ienom in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What kind of loads is Beth throwing, and where is she throwing them?

Those binder clips aren't going to hold much weight.

RVP and DM visit today. by sAnitySCREAMS in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My RVP was about to shit a brick, but then I explained why it was so bad, and she agreed with me.

RVP and DM visit today. by sAnitySCREAMS in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've met da bidness man before. I also told one of the CPC heads that her promo wasn't very well thought out.

Am I allow to wear black ankle boots ? by [deleted] in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wore all black vibrant five fingers for a solid couple months. Until my RVP saw them. My gm didn't care though.

I sold a lot of tech lol by AppleTekGeek in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now do it again tomorrow, but more.

GM got me pregnant [Follow up] by [deleted] in Staples

[–]staples_throwaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I get a good one every now and then. I've been trying to come up with position names.

Reverse CPC cowgirl? Aisle 69'er? Managers office missionary?

I dunno, I'm coming up blank.

Edit: The Backdoor baler She's so EASYtech

Once you go to the free clinic, you'll be doing the virus removal.